#0000E6 (post-event)

[pursestrings]

(it's ur homie)

aight gather round for okuya$u's latest creepy town update
and don't tell me not to do it because i already did it so suck on that
but while half of us were sick as shit and the other half were kidnapped me and emma went to check out the well

like from the inside

u nerds out there might wanna write this one down

mostly it was just cold and wet (no shit) but overnight it exploded with magic? at least i think it was at night
kinda hard to tell from in there
it was pretty much just blinding us for a couple min but we already know the well's gotta be magic so what else could it be? magic

[This is the best explanation he can come up with, don't @ him.]

and we saw some crazy stuff! i saw people building the stupid well, like other people, and it was normal and nobody was a fucked up monster or a ghost or anything!
and emma saw more mystery people moving into town and then all of us were dots by color like on lupin's map but magic
and people were connected to stuff that has color i think?
so mr. F must be keeping track of who's "fixing" what stuff with the wrong damn colors

don't ask me what stuff ur stuck to on the color map though cuz i didn't see it
and i haven't seen emma since the other day in the well so
she's probably gone

that's all i got this time folks
well still sucks, mr. F still sucks, we're all still here
mostly

Comments

[swordfucker]

[never]

I get that. Thanks.

And sorry about Emma.

[pursestrings]

yeah
she was here the whole time with everybody yknow??
guess that doesn't mean anything

[swordfucker]

Guess not. There's no pattern that I can find in the people who have vanished.

Her world didn't sound all that great, either. Hopefully she's safe.

[pursestrings]

she's gotta be alright

[Or he will totally lose the remaining scraps of optimism he has left!!]

shit, i guess the thing i gave her's still here
one of those ribbons that makes ammo for some dumb reason
u got a gun?

[swordfucker]

No. You remember Asuka, right? He has one, but I'm not sure if he already got one of those. I don't know who else has one.

[Dex, technically, but his is special, so not counting that. He hasn't heard any of Oku's gun stories.]

[pursestrings]

nobody i'm gonna trust with a free ammo dispenser that's for damn sure

[@ gun users: ask nicely]

[swordfucker]

A good way to look at it. Hold it close until you find someone that you do trust who needs it, I'd say.

[pursestrings]

too bad they can't pay me for it
maybe they can fight in that pit

[swordfucker]

Haha, there you go. Make them fight for it. Some poor saps who come in later can bribe you for it.

[See, he doesn't condone well shenanigans but he'll accept fighting in the pit over a gun]

[pursestrings]

[That's not any better at all... in fact that is more morally reprehensible, but this is Okuyasu and not Reim so whatever.]

u got a point
next time i talk to everybody on here it's gonna be when i invent money in this dumb town

[bitcoin]

[swordfucker]

[Meet him in the pit, Reim]

Isn't your cool s enough.

[He remembers this and he wants it all to stop, also don't create money!!!]

1/2

[pursestrings]

[You doubt Reim's ability for the last time.]

no way!!!

[pursestrings]

hey how many money geese did u get
just wondering

[swordfucker]

[TOO MANY... ONE WAS TOO MANY, REALLY]

I'm not answering that.

[pursestrings]

[oh good then he will understand this point, ready:]

i'm just saying if i told only a couple people we were using rocks as money now i think i could pull it off
welcome to the bank of okuya$u suckers

[swordfucker]

Hey, remember how we were talking about burning our gifts from the bogeyman?

I'm going to use your house as the pyre.

[He kids, but also, don't infect him with rock money he'll scream.]

[pursestrings]

u can't cuz jake lives here too
u wouldn't be so cruel to an innocent dude

["You wouldn't hit a kid with glasses."]

[swordfucker]

That's what you think.

[Don't you know he's totally a mean tough guy!!]

[pursestrings]

well u can't burn down my house cuz all my shit is here

[swordfucker]

Hahaha.

[that's a fine response]

[pursestrings]

weirdo

[2 can play at this game]

[swordfucker]

I'll catch you later, Okuyasu.

If you don't burn down.