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[tosa]

(█████ color)

I'm looking for a woman who likes to bite people.

She turns into a BAT. /\/\/(｀⌒´)\/\/\

I never got her name and I've been looking all day.

(Context matters but no one tell him that. Or do.)

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[tosa]

That's right! It's a bat!

( She better take it because hes' giving it to her right now! )

Can ya tell? Gahaha, I guess I'm not too bad at this pumpkin carving thing!

[tosa]

( Later, on the network, an anonymous post from Okuni's ID will probably ask, "How do I delete comments off the internet?" )

Stop it! Stop it!

You're going to get both of us in trouble!

[tosa]

( Not that Reim can see it because this is all through text but



Opens mouth

Closes mouth

Sits and thinks.

Opens it again.

Stops. )

I guess if you put it that way...

( He! Hates! Being! Wrong! What is this!!! )

[troubadamsel]

Very well, if you insist. Is there anything else you needed help with?

[eusford]

We can't get in trouble if we're just being honest.

[tosa]

( It's really a shame this isn't face to face so Mutsu can't say that mockingly right back at him and that Crowley can't see his face because, )

That's the story of my LIFE!

Have you ever tried being real with a bunch of wrong people before?

[teradaya]

Hm but she bit somebody.

Are you the people's champion now? That's a noble undertaking!

[regrede]

[ sierra does take it, examining the pumpkin’s face closely, but anything she can think to say would just be nitpicky. it’s a fine pumpkin, from someone who didn’t have to do this at all. ]

You know I’m a vampire, not just a bat.

[ but she seems grateful, anyway. ]

[regrede]

Say that to my face and not on the forums and see what happens.

[tosa]

Ya know, I figured that out after ya bit me.

( Right back at you!! But he nods, look at his work. )

A bat's easier to make than a person though. And this one's small and round just like you!

[osteotome]

It probably isn't wrong, because Mutsunokami-san is honest and knowledgeable about that time period.

[ No mention of possible bias here. They're swords after all. ]

But, you probably know by this point you can say things they may not like hearing, I hope?

[tosa]

Thank you.

( Wait, he spoke too soon and while it doesn't take a very long time to respond, there's definitely a noticeable delay, )

Yeah. ( He can't even be like "I guess" because it's Honebami. ) Sometimes.

[allweather]

[He can feel it in his bones.]

Don't worry, I'm sure she isn't obsessively scouring this post.

[Somewhere, Reim stares directly into the camera, knowingly.]

[eusford]

If you wanna see me that bad all you have to do is ask.

[osteotome]

[ He notices that delay, but it could be for any reason! Or because it's easy to get him by the tail. ]

It's okay, I think only egos get hurt, nothing serious. One of our most reliable history sources are still magical foxes.

[regrede]

…

[ any soft humor or gratefulness instantly disappears off her face. ]

I’m sorry, I thought I just heard you say something like I’m “small” and “round.”

[regrede]

You are awful.

[eusford]

I said you were still cute.

[tosa]

( That moment when you realized you hecked up...

His expression drops. )

Aw, c’mon! I can’t even say that?!

[deathscyther]

I mostly agree but... do you really want to be on the right foot with someone like that?

[regrede]

Of course you can’t say that! Why in the world did you think you could?

[ does he just have no experience with women? is that it? she can almost forgive it if that’s the case, but surely anyone would be better than this. ]

[eusford]

Yeah.

If they choose not to listen then that's just on them. I'm not here to hold everyone's hands or say everything they wanna hear at all times.

[tosa]

I never said that either!
I never said anything about any of that!
I'm just looking for a woman!

(Stop embarrassing him?)

[tosa]

Women don't need to see things to know everything.

[tosa]

Normally I'd agree with you but I'm trying to not make people all upset and everything right now.

There's a time and place for being REAL honest.

(That moment when Mutsu explains exactly why what he said wasn't okay but doesn't realize it himself hmmm)