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[tosa]

(█████ color)

I'm looking for a woman who likes to bite people.

She turns into a BAT. /\/\/(｀⌒´)\/\/\

I never got her name and I've been looking all day.

(Context matters but no one tell him that. Or do.)

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[tosa]

'Cause it's not fat! Being round and small is pretty cute, don't ya think!?

(HE THOUGHT IT WAS OK)

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[tosa]

I think everything's good now! Thanks!

[tosa]

(but then later in that day guess who comes back with his tail between his legs,)

How do you talk to a woman?

[tosa]

Yeah but I don't know...
Normally I don't care if people get all upset about the truth but this time, I'm real bothered!


And don't know Konnosuke. He's a good guy! All of them are!

[tosa]

Welllllllllll





I might have started it so I should give them a fair chance to show if they're always like that or not.

[tosa]

That was still pretty awful.

[teradaya]

Aren't we all.

[Okay, okay, okay, he'll try to give it a rest.]

Have you had any luck yet? Can I help with anything?

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[tosa]

( You would think he'd choose his words better in a text format but no.... he still runs his mouth regardless of the medium and still says things that can be taken the wrong way.

He'll conveniently ignore that first comment, )

I found her so I'm going to go talk to her now. I don't need anything else!

[tosa]

( And a few hours later, he comes back with Questions. )

If a woman turns into a bat, is it wrong to call the bat small and round?

[teradaya]

[Mutsunokami Yoshiyuki you are a precious boy sword.

This is a legitimate question, though.]

The BAT form? I would think that'd be similar to describing something like a fat animal. Like a boar or even a puppy.

[...OH.]

Mutsunokami you called a woman fat is she the type to carry out swift vengeance

[Wait, if he already met up with her and he's obviously still alive to type back...]

Did she bite you again?

[tosa]

I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE BAT!

( Why!!! Is this!!! So hard!!! For people to understand!!! )

I don't know?
No.
She's not happy, though.

[regrede]

You’ve already given yourself a track record. Once you make it clear to me you know what is and is not okay to say to a woman, I’ll consider allowing you to call me cute.

[ but not small or round, because she’s sensitive to these things! her standards are impossible to predict. ]

[tosa]

( He already has a r e c o r d and it's only their second time meeting. )

That's what I'm trying to figure out! ( What is and isn't okay. ) I was doing pretty okay talking to women 'til you got here!

[regrede]

How many women have you spoken to?

[ one??? ]

[tosa]

... Before or after coming here?

[regrede]

If you have to ask, I’m concerned about the number.

[tosa]

( He grumbles, making a face and starts to count... on his fingers, even. )








Maybe five.

( Because he’s consider some of them to be young girls instead of women. )

[troubadamsel]

[oh god.]

What did you do now?

[regrede]

[ five…

five women, in his whole life? no wonder he keeps sticking his foot directly in his mouth every time he speaks to sierra. she almost feels bad for him, hearing that, and she pinches the bridge of her nose. ]

That explains more than I can say.

[tosa]

I said when she was a bat she aws small and round.

[tosa]

( He really can't help but deflate at that? Because what's wrong with not talking to a lot of women... (except he knows it means he's missing out on a lot of experiences. there are a lot of women in the world and he's only ever really dealt with five? His understanding is pretty base level).

But he isn't one to stay down for long and he has his proud so he huffs, still holding his head up and trying to act like he isn't bothered by that little comment at all!!! )

I was doing just fine 'til you came around...

[regrede]

[ sweet, foolish baby boy… ]

I can’t speak to how “fine” you thought you were, but I can promise you that many women are much nicer than I am about telling you of your missteps. You shouldn’t assume so much.

[tosa]

( HAS HE





actually been trash all along??? )

Alright, alright, I'm sorry. ( IT'S NOT EASY ADMITTING HE'S WRONG BUT HE'LL DO IT. ) I still got a lot to learn but I'm really trying. Really.

[regrede]

You are forgiven.

[ sierra smiles. ]

I’ll put this pumpkin somewhere safe, and when it’s too rotted to sustain its shape, I’ll return this little cloth to you. How’s that?

[tosa]

( That's really all it takes for him to lighten up. He hates being wrong but he hates being unforgiven even more. He's spoiled and thrives on praise and having things held against him makes it difficult to get praise. )

Yeah! ( He's a simple sword. ) You're gonna keep it?

( The pumpkin? His offering is good??? )