USER: #E00707 - time shenanigans

[parodeity]

[ USER: #E00707 in this lovely color ]

no bonds from an easy path
ok whatever mystery story
MAN
is anyone else feeling like this story is like
homework
in the sense that you like do it and then forget about it until the deadline
ie the next time we get a line
and then you reread it and you do as much as you can but you never cram in enough time to finish the thing
maybe homework isnt the right thing
maybe its like being forced to read a sentence a month of a story
no more or less
which
i guess it isnt just like
but

okay moving on
so you all know how i can time travel right
sometimes
i can time travel in the forest fine and like outside of town
so
my plan is to do that
and then just fucking walk back to town
and see how that goes
and maybe also siren island
i suppose technically i could do the woods too but eh

is anyone in
i can take people with me that makes it safer right
or i guess more dangerous
but hey
im stellar company to do crazy dangerous things with
and im pretty sure itll be fine
i havent come back to tell myself to knock it the fuck off or anything
that counts for something right

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Comments

[inheritance]

I'm gonna have to pass on that one. I can barely sing, let alone rap.

Wait, does that mean Egbert-kun's rap battled with you before?

[parodeity]

mostly to shut me up when we were kids and he didnt really try but yeah

[photoshooter]

...
.............ok, but......

[UggghHGhghghg. HOW do you show CONCERN with your WORDS and stuff?? Prompto takes a break from typing to lean back in his chair with his hands over his face and groan. Who let him be an adult in any situation? What a stupid dumb idea.]

i guess probably you're the only one who can do it with your magic time powers and stuff, i get that. but like.....!!

WHY do you have to do it? believe me i do understand about "no pain, no gain!!!" stuff but...

you don't have to. you know that, right? anything we learn's not gonna be worth a good guy getting hurt or worse or smth.

[parodeity]

i mean
mostly bc im the time guy
its me i am the star
technically john can do
something
but since his shit can rewrite the universe we both decided he should not do anything with that
mostly because
he still has no idea what hes doing with those powers and shit is confusing enough already

[photoshooter]

yeah rewriting the universe sounds bad. but i'm just saying, like.....neeeeeither of you guys has to do that? not doing it is an option. it's ok, no one's going to make you, it wouldn't be a bad thing if you didn't.

[parodeity]

huh
i mean
yeah
no one would make us
but i almost feel like thats a reason to do it

[photoshooter]

??
why?

[parodeity]

like
no one is gonna ask us to
because everyone here is pretty much a good person
like yeah sure some of us have dark tragic pasts or whatever or struggle with the concept of being "good"
but like
overall no matter what the people here
they arent bad
not in the long run not to one another in chroma i think
so
maybe its worth doing shit for them you know
because
theyre worth it

[photoshooter]

omg dude i can't even with that. ｡ﾟ(ﾟ∩´﹏`∩ﾟ)ﾟ｡ that's SO SWEET holy crap!!!

i just.

i want you to know someone's worried about you, ok? i don't want bad things to happen to you because you think that's okay since we're nice or whatever. we're the grownups here, we should definitely be doing more to take care of you guys, okay?? that's what i think.

[promissum]

So your teacher didn't assign you reading?
Did they assign you something else?

[pursestrings]

wow dude
if that happens i'll tell everyone u were doing it on purpose
the biggest prank in history

[tropism]

I mean, I'm glad to be useful. It's not such a bad life.

[good_ideas]

so the you that comes back would just disappear?

[And he would have seen it? Oh, rules.... why do you cause other people grief and trauma...]

[retrobeats]

HUH. you're the expert!
so it's a "i did that because i already did that" kinda time travel we're talking about here??
hypothetically speaking
and i really do mean hypothetically cause like i said you're the expert so i'm gonna listen to you if you say hands off
but what would happen if one of us did try and take something?
like would that just immediately destroy time or what?

[parodeity]

yes that is exactly the kind of time travel were talking about here
and like
it would more likely just doom the rest of us to a doomed timeline
so
like
dont do it unless i say its chill i guess?

[parodeity]

well
more like die
or i guess sometimes stick around and become a bird amalgamation of me??

[parodeity]

that sounds hilariously martyr like even tho you dont mean it to

[parodeity]

dude
DUDE
you are the best bro ever honestly
i can always count on you to have my back
thank you bro

[parodeity]

oh my bro was technically in charge of homeschooling me

[parodeity]

i mean
ok

[ okay? this is so weird. adults usually do jack shit for him, but chroma is...different.

the adults here are sort of different. ]

youre not that much older than me are you

[photoshooter]

i'm 21!!

[As of, like, last week.]

[promissum]

So that's how it works with humans?

[parodeity]

well
not sure about ALL humans but its how it worked with me

[parodeity]

i guess theoretically ill be 17 soon
so like
4 years

[tropism]

That may be so, but my healing abilities are more Frankenstein than Jesus healing the sick; that's the fine print I usually hand out to people.

Not to worry. I'll make sure everybody gets their chance at playing protagonist before I step in to offer my aid.