USER: #E00707 - time shenanigans

[parodeity]

[ USER: #E00707 in this lovely color ]

no bonds from an easy path
ok whatever mystery story
MAN
is anyone else feeling like this story is like
homework
in the sense that you like do it and then forget about it until the deadline
ie the next time we get a line
and then you reread it and you do as much as you can but you never cram in enough time to finish the thing
maybe homework isnt the right thing
maybe its like being forced to read a sentence a month of a story
no more or less
which
i guess it isnt just like
but

okay moving on
so you all know how i can time travel right
sometimes
i can time travel in the forest fine and like outside of town
so
my plan is to do that
and then just fucking walk back to town
and see how that goes
and maybe also siren island
i suppose technically i could do the woods too but eh

is anyone in
i can take people with me that makes it safer right
or i guess more dangerous
but hey
im stellar company to do crazy dangerous things with
and im pretty sure itll be fine
i havent come back to tell myself to knock it the fuck off or anything
that counts for something right

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Comments

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[retrobeats]

oh shit.
here i was hoping it wasn't gonna be something THAT on the nose
yeah you got it. no touching anything from this nerd

[retrobeats]

are there like
a lot of those?

[parodeity]

loads
like more than someone really good with math could count loads

[pursestrings]

yeah
the rope one emma left is getting pretty nasty
like snap & kill em on the way down nasty

[good_ideas]

while asleep

I guess it could have turned out worse?

[parodeity]

maybe we should just remove it before it kills someone for reals then

[parodeity]

honestly yeah
she could have thrown a toilet into the kernelsprite or smth

[good_ideas]

what happens if she doesn't throw anything into it?

[parodeity]

supposedly that would be Really Bad but im unclear on how exactly
i guess
it would make a barren session
or something???

[pursestrings]

yeah i'll grab it later

[good_ideas]

and here i thought we were weird with a precog dolphin brain
what is a barren session?

[parodeity]

im sorry a dolphin brain???
what
also a barren session is like a failed game session ig
cant do shit

[parodeity]

good show
and like
maybe THIS month we can build a more permanent one
unless we forget like always

[pursestrings]

yeah yeah
so how's ur calendar coming dude???

[good_ideas]

well it used to belong to a dolphin
then it died

so failing is bad i'm guessing?
do you restart it then?

[parodeity]

oh nah our session -

well
we DID restart it
but it wasnt barren
someone elses session was

so like
did the person w the dolphin brain transplant think they were a dolphin

[parodeity]

maaaaaan
only a few people seem to care
so
i feel like i could just impose my will and no one would even mind

[tropism]

You're free to do so anytime. It's only natural.

[inheritance]

Not on purpose!

If you want to come over and meet him, we really don't mind.

[good_ideas]

so why is it barren then?
what's the point of the game??

and no they didn't transplant it
would it even fit?
they just put it in a pod and used it to predict the future or something

[parodeity]

...
so
it was just like
a dolphin brain in a jar
that could see into the future

(also the point of the game was to like make a new universe
if you didnt prototype your kernelsprite apparently you missed out on a lot of the shit
that you needed to do to make the new frog)

[parodeity]

youre never short on confidence huh

[parodeity]

i absolutely do
because
cat
i insist on being permitted to snuggle w deku

[pursestrings]

ok wait i got it
here are ur new months as written by me ok-ya$u
dave 1
okuyasu 1
dave 2
okuyasu 2
dave 3
okuyasu 3

u see where i'm going w/ this

[tropism]

It's part of the package.

Is this going to be a date? Or are you going to be cruel and put us in groups like we're in kindergarten?