USER: #E00707 - time shenanigans

[parodeity]

[ USER: #E00707 in this lovely color ]

no bonds from an easy path
ok whatever mystery story
MAN
is anyone else feeling like this story is like
homework
in the sense that you like do it and then forget about it until the deadline
ie the next time we get a line
and then you reread it and you do as much as you can but you never cram in enough time to finish the thing
maybe homework isnt the right thing
maybe its like being forced to read a sentence a month of a story
no more or less
which
i guess it isnt just like
but

okay moving on
so you all know how i can time travel right
sometimes
i can time travel in the forest fine and like outside of town
so
my plan is to do that
and then just fucking walk back to town
and see how that goes
and maybe also siren island
i suppose technically i could do the woods too but eh

is anyone in
i can take people with me that makes it safer right
or i guess more dangerous
but hey
im stellar company to do crazy dangerous things with
and im pretty sure itll be fine
i havent come back to tell myself to knock it the fuck off or anything
that counts for something right

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Comments

#FFC100

[good_ideas]

so you come back to tell yourself you've done something wrong huh
that's convenient

i'm in too

[parodeity]

its generally bad bc then that dave has to die
because
physics or something

[good_ideas]

like that doppelganger thing?
where if you touch each other the world ends or something?

[parodeity]

oh nah
just like
if i go backwards to do something i didnt already do
ergo changing the main timeline
that me would no longer be a part of the timeline that is now changed
and would be Doomed to die
its just like a clause

[good_ideas]

so the you that comes back would just disappear?

[And he would have seen it? Oh, rules.... why do you cause other people grief and trauma...]

[parodeity]

well
more like die
or i guess sometimes stick around and become a bird amalgamation of me??

[good_ideas]

is that normal where you come from?
and why with a bird?

[parodeity]

honestly i really wanna say no but it was fairly normal as far as things go t b h
also idk
because my friend jade felt bad for a dead bird mostly

[good_ideas]

i'm starting to get that feeling yeah
so she combined it with you?

[parodeity]

yep
because she was asleep and felt that made sense at the time

[good_ideas]

while asleep

I guess it could have turned out worse?

[parodeity]

honestly yeah
she could have thrown a toilet into the kernelsprite or smth

[good_ideas]

what happens if she doesn't throw anything into it?

[parodeity]

supposedly that would be Really Bad but im unclear on how exactly
i guess
it would make a barren session
or something???

[good_ideas]

and here i thought we were weird with a precog dolphin brain
what is a barren session?

[parodeity]

im sorry a dolphin brain???
what
also a barren session is like a failed game session ig
cant do shit

[good_ideas]

well it used to belong to a dolphin
then it died

so failing is bad i'm guessing?
do you restart it then?

[parodeity]

oh nah our session -

well
we DID restart it
but it wasnt barren
someone elses session was

so like
did the person w the dolphin brain transplant think they were a dolphin

[good_ideas]

so why is it barren then?
what's the point of the game??

and no they didn't transplant it
would it even fit?
they just put it in a pod and used it to predict the future or something

[parodeity]

...
so
it was just like
a dolphin brain in a jar
that could see into the future

(also the point of the game was to like make a new universe
if you didnt prototype your kernelsprite apparently you missed out on a lot of the shit
that you needed to do to make the new frog)

[good_ideas]

he had it in a machine
he's weird but even he wouldn't keep it in a jar

(i get the universe part kinda
but why is there a frog?
who came up with this)

[parodeity]

(the universe is a frog because my life is ridiculous
thats literally the only explanation i have)

however
to break parenthesis law
your life also appears to be ridiculous
time to start a support group

[good_ideas]

(yeah i can see that now)

i'd join a support group if we get complimentary hot chocolate and cookies

[parodeity]

do you think we can trick someone into giving us some

[good_ideas]

maybe rin?