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[lacrimose]

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[lacrimose]

i will, i promise! I want to see what comes out of the egg

[asano_san]

I don't.

[lacrimose]

hey, i offered to take it off your hands. don't pretend you didnt sign up for this

[asano_san]

It's my egg, even if I'm scared of it.

[And maybe he'll get a chocobo instead of a bloodthirsty monster out of it.]

[lacrimose]

[Chocobos do seem pretty cute. And/or tasty-looking.]

see? you're a committed egg parent. you gotta take responsibility

[asano_san]

You said parent instead of mom, so I won't argue.

[lacrimose]

nothing wrong with being a mom

[asano_san]

A guy can't be a mom!

[lacrimose]

why not, you seem pretty good at it

[asano_san]

I tried to eat the egg when I first got it.

[lacrimose]

seriously?

[asano_san]

It was food and I was hungry.

[lacrimose]

eating monster eggs is a bad idea, i think

[asano_san]

I didn't think about it until I couldn't crack it open!

[lacrimose]

guess whatever's inside must be really strong, if a human can't crack the shell

[asano_san]

I didn't think of that, either!

A baby strong enough to break through that has to be a monster!

[lacrimose]

like i already told you, don't worry. i'll be there to deal with whatever comes out

[asano_san]

You brought it up this time!

[lacrimose]

I was just asking how it was doing, not trying to freak you out

[asano_san]

It's easy to get freaked out in a situation like this!

[lacrimose]

relax, it'll be fine

[asano_san]

We'll see.