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[whichcraft]

[ USER: #AA3333 ]

You know, I'm glad that wherever this place is, the Powers That Be apparently recognize that access to the internet is right there in the bottom tier of Maslow's hierarchy of needs, right along with food, water, sleep, and shelter. Apparently there's only this one forum, though? But I guess it's better than nothing.

Anyway, can someone fill me in on this "quests" thing? I know it seems pretty straightforward, "do this quest and win a prize", but what's the deal with the guy who lives in the azure district? Maybe I'm just not following how that fits in?

Apparently I'm a red, though, and I'd kind of like to pull my weight if I'm going to be stuck here for the foreseeable future, so I guess if somebody's in a questy mood, feel free to hit me up. I guess it'd depend on what the quest is, but maybe I can help. Or at least I can increase the overall hotness of our group by 1000% by being a part of it. (That's a joke.)

Maybe this is jinxing it (knock on wood), but this place seems...sort of nice. Like, yeah, we're all stranded here or whatever, but it's got a really "Gilligan's Island" kind of feeling to it? Like, okay, we're technically stuck here on a three-hour tour gone wrong but The Professor is figuring out how to make a washing machine out of a bicycle and some scuba flippers and Mr. Howell's setting up a nine-hole golf course for some reason and Ginger's somehow contributing by sunbathing and being glamorous but it kind of works out, I guess, for morale or whatever.

There was a point to that but it's gone now.

Anyway. Quests. I think I'd like to get in on that, so I'm open to takers.

Comments

[photoshooter]

i'm really not tho! i'm like the only one of my friends who ISN'T nobility. you can tell bc i don't know which forks to use when there's more than one.

[whichcraft]

...Dude you start from the outside and work in. A cheater's guide to Fancy Dining.

[photoshooter]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

funny that you know that! are YOU a prince? SUSPICIOUS.

[whichcraft]

SHIT HE'S ON TO ME

[photoshooter]

shhhhh it's okay, i'm like the BEST at being friends with princes. been working at it most of my life, you can trust me. d(｡ゝд･)

[whichcraft]

Yeah? Okay, then...hey, can you keep a secret?

[photoshooter]

lol

yeah of course. ヾ(*ゝω・*)ノ what is it?

[whichcraft]

Well, it's — OH WAIT, turns out I can keep one too. (≧◡≦❀)

[photoshooter]

lollllll

i knew you weren't gonna tell me anything important on a public forum. that's okay, i get you, your highness. (･ω´-ゞ)^☆ no need to state your state secrets with me!!

[whichcraft]

Plus you've only been my rad princely friend for like ten minutes. I can't start telling you about my stately state secrets until we've been through like five FRIENDSHIP ADVENTURES first.

[photoshooter]

oh noooooooo! guess i better unretire from questing then. ٩( ´◡` )( ´◡` )۶ ready or not, friendship adventures, here we come!

[whichcraft]

Cool. I'll go find someone to marry, and you can tag along for the free buffet and open bar.

[photoshooter]

GASP, only if the drinks come with those colorful little umbrellas! i love those.

[whichcraft]

GASP

What kind of fool drinks anything that DOESN'T come with a little umbrella?

[photoshooter]

nobody i would ever associate with that's for sure. (︶︿︶)

[whichcraft]

Man, I'll bet this place doesn't have a bar, though.

Places like this never have anything good like that.

[photoshooter]

"places like this"?

1/2

[whichcraft]

[Shit.]

[whichcraft]

Yeah, like. Places where somebody drags you there against your will?

[photoshooter]

oh. yeah i guess i never thought of it that way.






have you been kidnapped before?

[whichcraft]

That's kind of a personal question! ˛˛૧(˵´⁰▱⁰`˵)

[photoshooter]

haha right sorry, i guess i just

well! my bad, your highness. (シ_ _)シ(シ_ _)シ(シ_ _)シ if you ever get whisked to another castle tho lmk and i'll get on my fastest chocobo!

[whichcraft]

What is a chocobo?

(Something that goes fast, presumably)

[photoshooter]

they're birds!



i'd show you a real picture if i could but i don't have any way to hook my camera up to this computer.

[whichcraft]

BIRD

And they let you ride on them??