USER: #AA3333

[whichcraft]

[ USER: #AA3333 ]

You know, I'm glad that wherever this place is, the Powers That Be apparently recognize that access to the internet is right there in the bottom tier of Maslow's hierarchy of needs, right along with food, water, sleep, and shelter. Apparently there's only this one forum, though? But I guess it's better than nothing.

Anyway, can someone fill me in on this "quests" thing? I know it seems pretty straightforward, "do this quest and win a prize", but what's the deal with the guy who lives in the azure district? Maybe I'm just not following how that fits in?

Apparently I'm a red, though, and I'd kind of like to pull my weight if I'm going to be stuck here for the foreseeable future, so I guess if somebody's in a questy mood, feel free to hit me up. I guess it'd depend on what the quest is, but maybe I can help. Or at least I can increase the overall hotness of our group by 1000% by being a part of it. (That's a joke.)

Maybe this is jinxing it (knock on wood), but this place seems...sort of nice. Like, yeah, we're all stranded here or whatever, but it's got a really "Gilligan's Island" kind of feeling to it? Like, okay, we're technically stuck here on a three-hour tour gone wrong but The Professor is figuring out how to make a washing machine out of a bicycle and some scuba flippers and Mr. Howell's setting up a nine-hole golf course for some reason and Ginger's somehow contributing by sunbathing and being glamorous but it kind of works out, I guess, for morale or whatever.

There was a point to that but it's gone now.

Anyway. Quests. I think I'd like to get in on that, so I'm open to takers.

Comments

[parodeity]

[ oh my god i typoed phone why... ]

That is pretty much exactly - oh, lord.

[ and here comes the mob of geese to Rescue the supposedly distressed goose.

dave flashsteps into the mob and gets to work ]

[whichcraft]

[DISTRESS HINK IS A GREAT TERM WE'RE CALLING IT THAT FROM NOW ON]

Shit, shit, I hate goose mobs...

[Once they're attracted, she'll be able to help out herself, in much the same way — grabbing a goose or two and shoving them into her own hammerspace, and slamming the door behind them.]

[parodeity]

How many times have you had to deal with 'em?

[ that sounds like a story...

between Two hammerspace users though the geese should be caught in no time!

leaving behind like leftover geese who aren't thrilled about this state of affairs, obviously. ]

[whichcraft]

I got swarmed by a mob of them once. Geese are nasty. Like, you underestimate how big they are? And then all of a sudden they're everywhere and you're hosed.

[CORRAL ALL THE GEESE]

[parodeity]

[ honestly what else is dave using his sylladex space for...he finishes up capturing the geese mob and laughs. ]

I didn't know you had hammerspace, that's handy. I've been getting used to people not havin' it.

[whichcraft]

Yeah, it's a little dangerous, though. Like, the geese aren't going to be happy when they come back out of it and they're probably trashing things in there right now. Oh, well.

[Might as well get them back to town and solidify this Quest.]

[parodeity]

Do you have a little hammerspace town?

[ but he's away they go ]

[whichcraft]

It's less a town and more like a big room? Open space. Stuff you put in can wander around in it, even though there's not really anywhere to go. It's pretty good for hiding in and stuff, too.

[ZOOM.]