USER #030066

[passio]

Hello, everyone. It's Dextera.

I've recently come into the possession of a potion that allows me to speak with animals. It's limited in both quantity and effective time, but with everyone coming in recently, I've noticed that there are a lot of new animals running around the town. If anyone has very strong feelings about learning the emotions of their animal companions, please let me know. I'm willing to use the last of the potion to ask.

Additionally, it seems that the thoughts of the creatures in the forest are as distorted as their bodies. I could understand them, but I couldn't "understand" them. I did learn that the geese are very angry. For those of us who have been investigating the forest, I thought this would be of interest.

Thank you for your time.

Comments

[passio]

No, I don’t think so. I guess if it can’t make noises, I can’t speak to it, but other than that, I don’t suspect there are any limitations.

[photoshooter]

that

is

AMAZING!!!!

i'm so happy for them!! we gotta take them out for walks all the time so they can meet more people!!!!! aaaaaaahhhh that's so cool thank you so much!!!

[passio]

Not that I know of. It doesn’t taste like anything I’ve ever had before, though.

[ he’s put so many things in his body that even if he were on a bad trip he wouldn’t even realize it, honestly ]

[passio]

I’m not trying to mate with anyone!

[ RYO CALLED HIM OUT ON IT TOO... why is this his life? because he wanted to see some tits? surely he is not the first man in the world to feel that way. ]

[passio]

I think she was. It’s hard to tell, when animals don’t speak like we do, but I think she’s happy to be taken care of here.

[passio]

It’s not a problem. Spot and I are good friends.

You must know Noctis.

[photoshooter]

lmao! yeah he's just my best friend in the world, no big. i guess you must know him too, huh? well, i'm prompto!! (*˙︶˙*)☆*° it's nice to meet you, any friend of noct's is a friend of mine.

& more importantly any friend of spot's must be pretty cool~!! 三⊂( っ⌒◡|

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[apocalypticist]

[ Color! ]

I see. And you're certain you didn't ingest a hallucinogen?

[ He's seen some strange shit lately so a potion that makes it possible to talk to animals doesn't sound like complete bullshit anymore, but a healthy dose of scepticism is a good thing to have. Sometimes the answer is drugs, not magic nonsense. ]

[passio]

We live together. I think I've heard him mention you a few times, but I'm sure if you come over enough, we'll get to know each other like that.

I suppose you didn't bring a Chocobo of your own.

[bittybat]

I'll look for supplies. I can build even in bad weather as long as it isn't storming. [Honestly, he'd build even then, but he doesn't want Dextera to think he's crazy. He is crazy.] Contact me when you're ready.

[Oh........... After a long pause, something else comes through:]

I would like to inspect the chickens to see how they're doing.

[passio]

[ ryo, why must you be like this! dextera was sure the potion was normal, but now he's doubting himself because ryo makes it sound like it was the obvious answer all along. ]

I have a high tolerance for hallucinogens. I don't think it was.

[troubadamsel]

I don't know if "mild" is the right word.

Have you asked any of the animals where they came from?

[photoshooter]

[...]

dude are we messaging each other from different rooms of the same house??

also sorry no i didn't have one with me when i came here (*´；ェ；`*) i'm the only one without a chocobuddy of my own................

[passio]

[ it's fine because everyone in this town is crazy in some way ]

I live in Bluo. You're welcome to come any time, even if no one is home. Mine is the house with the chickens. [ duh ]

[passio]

Oh. No, I haven't. Do you think I should?

[passio]

[ ... ]

Are we? Are you in the house right now?

[photoshooter]

ya

should i poke my head out the door? of noct's room i mean.

[bittybat]

Understood.

[crowsigliere]

That's precisely what someone would say if they were looking to hide their true motive. Perhaps this is the reason you were so quick to suggest a maid cafe...?

My, my, to think we'd have such a degenerate among us...

[passio]

Please do.

[ and then dextera is checking out of his room at the same time, listening for the sound of a door opening—he's alone today, no guren in sight, so he's not too worried about letting anyone see what he's up to. ]

[photoshooter]

[And there's the telltale creak and Prompto himself, literally poking his head out the door like he's still too shy to actually step into the hall.]

Hello?

[passio]

Why do you always twist my words like this? You know what I mean!

[ a surprisingly bold call-out from dextera... but the bravery will die, if he's pushed on it at all. ]

[passio]

[ dextera waves with two hands, which is a surprisingly cheerful gesture for someone who isn't smiling. he looks a little nervous, actually, and if it weren't for the fact that he's clearly out here and trying to get prompto's attention, it might look like he's trying to shoo prompto away!!

but it's really just that he can't speak. hello, new friend! ]

[photoshooter]

[Oh! Prompto comes out and waves back.]

Dextera? Hi! Um, this is Prompto. Obviously. Nice to meet you in person!

[passio]

[ dextera nods his head in an automatic greeting, and then it takes him a moment, but his soon hands move in an answer where his voice would be—luckily, whatever magic over the town enables them all to understand each other vocally, it works with a sign language, too. ciao! ]

Nice to meet you, too.

[ and now, he does smile, albeit awkwardly. ]