#0715CD

[windeity]

(color!)

hey sup
despite this slightly less attractive shade this is dave
i mean john is here but i am too
and as the arguably more attractive of the two of us im going first
i got more votes at prom that means its true
but anyway just mentally call up my red i know you can do it
obviously the rumors of our demise were greatly exaggerated
or like
not that exaggerated 
that definitely happened
but things are copacetic now
aside from the weird few days where i felt like a reject mascot from a kids show

what dave is TRYING to say is that hey, we're back. it looks like guren maybe sort of explained what happened (sorry guren! and okuyasu! and everyone else?) 
i think the boogeyman was defeated right? if we could get details on how it all finished that would be pretty good.
here's a fun fact for you: when you come back from the dead, you get to look all sketchy and weird. i'm not sure we even recognized each other, we were just in our house assuming we were supposed to be there.
we would have been in touch sooner but i don't think we could have been. 
it's been a couple of days though...dave probably has a more specific count.

four days total dude
two days gone two days in weirdass mode
im not gonna go into minutes and seconds thats useless to anyone not me
it was like being a coloring book only instead of waxy crayola goodness we were being filled with like
speech and not looking creepy as fuck
gotta say godtier revival is a lot neater than that bullshit
and also generally more reliable bc idk how much we can rely on the sketch bullshit
probably not dying is still an excellent course of action for anyone who prefers not being dead
you know
as per usual
in more important news two days spent puttering around banging on the piano led to a life changing decision and were starting a band
i would say a boy band but were accepting of all genders
and instruments
and like musical creeds
although imma judge you a bit for musical tastes probably but like you can still come and join and hang and jam
and john will judge you less probably
maybe
or at least hell smile goofily while he judges you so really what have you got to lose
other than free time which lbr we all have way too much of
were still arguing about band names or if an informal jam session even requires one
hint john has awful naming sensibilities and mine are amazing

ok more like the opposite of that is true! jeez.
but like he said, we are actually open to people coming over and playing at our place.
the piano is technically portable if we feel like it but i kind of don’t want to, so just let us know. thanks!
oh. is there anything else we’ve missed in the last four days? thanks again.

Comments

[whichcraft]

That's weird. I wonder if it's something like, death here doesn't have jurisdiction over us so even if we die we can't actually stay dead.

It spits us back out or something.

[parodeity]

honestly i wouldnt know
like
as a dude from a place where everyone dies a lot and doesnt always stay dead
i am maybe the anti authority on this
like wow we dont stay dead dave what do you think
i dont know are we all godtier and our deaths were just too stupid to count
there are so many dumb death rules in literally every place i go
but the spitting us back out thing sounds like a viable option like
maybe we tasted too much like unwashed teen
even though i bathe regularly
i was joking but i want to clarify that for the record

[whichcraft]

Believe me, I've traveled around with enough unwashed teen boys to know exactly when they bathe and when they don't.

Spoilers, the ones I was with fell squarely into the "don't" camp.

[parodeity]

sounds like you knew some truly unfortunate teenage boys
i say like that doesnt describe pretty much half of the teenage boy population
and also the teen population
truly these are the years where with every passing year you go
what the fuck was i thinking last year

though actually im unclear on if that ever actually stops?

[whichcraft]

I mean, I look back on things I did a week ago and wonder what the fuck I was thinking, so.

I get the feeling it's an ongoing process.

[parodeity]

man
i mean knowing anything about human nature that makes sense
but also
i was holding out hope there was a magical age where suddenly you know what youre doing
or at least i was pretending to
same diff

[whichcraft]

Best I can tell, you just get better at acting like you know what you're doing when you still have no idea.

Or you get into a crisis and you realize everybody else is looking at you like you're supposed to know what to do, and then you're like oh hell, I'm the adult, aren't I.

[parodeity]

haha
fuck yeah i hope that point doesnt come too fast for me
so far i am the guy people look at for like
specific times and things
but no one has tried to slot me in a leaderly adult role yet
that or im just real good at dodging it

[whichcraft]

Well, then, may you continue to project the appearance of a likeable but ultimately irresponsible party member all the days of your life.

Old Irish blessing, that.

[parodeity]

i mean i do have the freckles
are freckles irish
i genuinely dont know wtf i am genetically besides ectoslime

[whichcraft]

Aren't you like from Texas? Your accent is Texas.

[parodeity]

i was raised there
technically speaking i was born in a lab in space