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(as usual, cha boi)

hey it's okuya$u w/ another weird thing the well does if ur in it when ur not supposed to be

but 1st: if u don't think the well's the baddest thing around town don't bother b/c i'm not gonna start caring abt ur whining now
2nd: zelda went w/ me this time so don't give me shit GUREN

ok

so this was before u new guys showed up & i guess that was the point cuz like
we saw all these magic color strings & when i touched em it made us think of people?
hard to explain
dunno who any of em were but a few days before u all turned up, the well was full of magic color strings for different folks

oh & my hands turned gray from touching too many of em but they got better ages ago so nvm that

the well ain't doing anything weird right now but just u wait
mr. F is def up to no good, when are the rest of u gonna see this

pursestrings

(cha boi okuya$u)

hey big news
first of all if any of u guys are trying to find mr. F we should do it together
makes more sense & maybe no one'll fucking die cuz this asshole has nothing better to do but tell people to do stuff that'll get em killed

second thing
something's real screwed up about the well
nothing new so nobody panic
but if u try messing with it it's gonna mess right back
so i guess everyone who told me digging under the well was a dumb idea: u were right but not cuz u knew what u were talking about
lucky guess

["don't @ me" - okuyasu nijimura, 2018]

third thing
how do u set up a bonfire??

oh and this is okuyasu if u never saw me on here before
sup

[Hmm, yes, all very illuminating Hot Takes.]

windeity

(color!)

hey sup despite this slightly less attractive shade this is dave i mean john is here but i am too and as the arguably more attractive of the two of us im going first i got more votes at prom that means its true but anyway just mentally call up my red i know you can do it obviously the rumors of our demise were greatly exaggerated or like not that exaggerated that definitely happened but things are copacetic now aside from the weird few days where i felt like a reject mascot from a kids show what dave is TRYING to say is that hey, we're back. it looks like guren maybe sort of explained what happened (sorry guren! and okuyasu! and everyone else?) i think the boogeyman was defeated right? if we could get details on how it all finished that would be pretty good. here's a fun fact for you: when you come back from the dead, you get to look all sketchy and weird. i'm not sure we even recognized each other, we were just in our house assuming we were supposed to be there. we would have been in touch sooner but i don't think we could have been. it's been a couple of days though...dave probably has a more specific count. four days total dude two days gone two days in weirdass mode im not gonna go into minutes and seconds thats useless to anyone not me it was like being a coloring book only instead of waxy crayola goodness we were being filled with like speech and not looking creepy as fuck gotta say godtier revival is a lot neater than that bullshit and also generally more reliable bc idk how much we can rely on the sketch bullshit probably not dying is still an excellent course of action for anyone who prefers not being dead you know as per usual in more important news two days spent puttering around banging on the piano led to a life changing decision and were starting a band i would say a boy band but were accepting of all genders and instruments and like musical creeds although imma judge you a bit for musical tastes probably but like you can still come and join and hang and jam and john will judge you less probably maybe or at least hell smile goofily while he judges you so really what have you got to lose other than free time which lbr we all have way too much of were still arguing about band names or if an informal jam session even requires one hint john has awful naming sensibilities and mine are amazing ok more like the opposite of that is true! jeez. but like he said, we are actually open to people coming over and playing at our place. the piano is technically portable if we feel like it but i kind of don’t want to, so just let us know. thanks! oh. is there anything else we’ve missed in the last four days? thanks again.

kringlefuck

_{[ Hey look, another rambley Homestuck with an incoming salty post. He's not the greatest at introductions so he's just going to bypass at first because ever since he's gotten here he's been real bitter about how things seem to be done. ]}

( Color. )
Not as if im entirely familiar with sir f (misses f??) and his evasive and mysterious ways considering im a spanking new arrival here but am i the only person who believes its sportingly manipulating of him to make such bothersome and specific demands from us? Has anyone ever seen who this entity is and if so has anyone given him a proper slug across the face for being so uncouth with his quests? Fucking christ *please* is a nice word for crying in a bucket.

Alrighty so that might be excessive in the violence but i reckon i should ask if anyone has acted with insubordination or maybe felt OH DASH IT ALL and told him off? Was there anything to come of it when somebody reacted that way?

Listen i just want to know if were dealing with one everfriggen lazy entity from heaven or hell or beyond who just wont do his dirty laundry or just some pesky mortal hooligan who is having a ripsnorter of a time putting us on these kinds of tasks. I think im more agreeable with the first statement as weve seen proof of things happening in result.. like today for example! Who the devilshit even knows mayhaps its multiple persons working side by side but i cannot help but run curious and would like to further my investigation but i dont know where in tarnation to start. Likewise i feel as if i could excel with these quests if anyone is up to par with combining forces with me.

Also i found a pretty coin and my gut instincts said i should toss it in the well and make a wish. Did anyone else get one? I feel like its fucking christmas but i cant help but be apprehensive about making a wish but i suppose thats just my overcautious ways ill probably definitely do it hehe. I have a movie collection to wish for.

Oh btw this is jake. I guess i should have said that first.
PS: i abhor this color with a burning passion so i apologize but i typically type in a soothing green but noooo evidently we cant have that either. :(

a_special_hat

I went hunting today and brought back one of those spider deer. I have butchered the meat though I admit I did not do as well a job as I could. The shape of the animal was a bit different than I was used to.

I cannot finish all this meat by myself so if anyone wishes to share they can come to where I am staying. I've also cleaned the hide if anyone has any use for it.

Whatever is not claimed in the next hour or so I will cure using salt. The process will take a few weeks as the meat dries but when it is done I will place it in one of the supply depots. For that purpose, does anyone know where I can get my hands on any spices? The traditional blend we use is made from fenugreek, garlic and chili peppers, but I believe any blend made from what is available here should do well enough.

Obviously, I cannot hunt and cure enough meat for everyone in town but if anyone is willing to help out we can probably form a hunting party and keep up with a decent supply of both fresh meat and preserved meat for storage. It would also provide us with fat and animal hides, both of which have various uses.

Do not worry about not knowing how to do any of this. I am more than willing to teach anyone who wants to learn.

robosmith

Hey everyone.
This is Dirk Strider, one of the town's newer acquisitions and before anyone else asks: yes, we're related.
So all that quest bullshit reminded me of something I could use some help with and with all the various skill sets found around here culminating in a veritable fountain of knowledge, maybe one of you can.
Does anyone know how to fix a broken sword? Specifically a katana.
It was supposed to be unbreakable, but it turns out that a probably fake Japanese sword doesn't hold a candle to a real Welsh sword. Go figure.
There's not a whole lot of the blade left so I don't know if it's salvageable at all or what would be needed exactly to fix it.

Or alternatively does anyone have a sword they can spare?
I would offer to make you a robot in return for either of those options, but unfortunately resources are way too limited for that. It would require taking apart several laptops and since those are scarce and person-bound, that's unlikely to happen.
Besides, without an uranium core it would be a shitty rudimentary robot and that's too subpar. Ain't gonna saddle anyone up with useless junk like that.

Instead I can offer to make you some tailored clothes? Like I can only work with fabric that's already around here meaning I can't do much about color unless someone has secretly been hoarding dye somewhere and is willing to share.
But I can at least make it so you don't look like a peasant extra who strayed too far from the Braveheart set.
Or if you need help with a quest from a red, I can do that too. But then I'm down to quest any time so that doesn't feel like fair compensation.
I don't know. Name your price, I guess?

And if anyone needs another red who is real fast, can fly and is good in combat, hit me up.

[ enjoy rambly strider #2 everyone. i'm so sorry. ]

troubadamsel

[So, guess who's going to pretend that last event didn't happen? Mari-goddamn-belle, that's who.]

Greetings, one and all. My name is Maribelle, and I have a few requests if you would so induldge me.

Two months ago, I began organizing a list of everyone's skills and talents, a sort of handy go-to list for anyone who needs it. Seeing as we've had a batch of newcomers arrive recently, I feel I am obligated to update it. Whether you can cook a decent meal or wield powerful magic, all abilities are treasured. Here is an example.

Maribelle : Healing Staff, Elemental Tomes, Horse.

To clarify, as some had the gall to ask, I do not transform into a horse, I own one.

That said, if you replied to this the last time, there's no need to inform me again, unless

1) You've learned something new, and thus wish me to update your listing, and/or
2) You know someone has gone missing and therefore should be removed from the list.

Thank you, and may your day be pleasant.

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