USER: #BD1864 - Sword more like shitty crap sord.....

[robosmith]

Hey everyone.
This is Dirk Strider, one of the town's newer acquisitions and before anyone else asks: yes, we're related.
So all that quest bullshit reminded me of something I could use some help with and with all the various skill sets found around here culminating in a veritable fountain of knowledge, maybe one of you can.
Does anyone know how to fix a broken sword? Specifically a katana.
It was supposed to be unbreakable, but it turns out that a probably fake Japanese sword doesn't hold a candle to a real Welsh sword. Go figure.
There's not a whole lot of the blade left so I don't know if it's salvageable at all or what would be needed exactly to fix it.

Or alternatively does anyone have a sword they can spare?
I would offer to make you a robot in return for either of those options, but unfortunately resources are way too limited for that. It would require taking apart several laptops and since those are scarce and person-bound, that's unlikely to happen.
Besides, without an uranium core it would be a shitty rudimentary robot and that's too subpar. Ain't gonna saddle anyone up with useless junk like that.

Instead I can offer to make you some tailored clothes? Like I can only work with fabric that's already around here meaning I can't do much about color unless someone has secretly been hoarding dye somewhere and is willing to share.
But I can at least make it so you don't look like a peasant extra who strayed too far from the Braveheart set.
Or if you need help with a quest from a red, I can do that too. But then I'm down to quest any time so that doesn't feel like fair compensation.
I don't know. Name your price, I guess?

And if anyone needs another red who is real fast, can fly and is good in combat, hit me up.

[ enjoy rambly strider #2 everyone. i'm so sorry. ]

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#FFDF00

[inheritance]

I know someone who has some extra weapons. I can point you in his direction, if you'd like?

I also have some extra daggers, if you're not super picky about the kind of weapon that you have.

[robosmith]

If you think they'd be willing to part with one, then sure.

My strife specibus is bladekind so swords work best for me, but at this point I'm not picky. Anything sharp and pointy will do in a pinch as a backup to my current backup.

[inheritance]

It doesn't hurt to ask! He did find a chest full of weapons last time, so I'm sure he'd be willing to let you have one.

In the meantime, you can have one of the daggers I mentioned!

[robosmith]

Alright, then there's hoping he has a sword I could use. What's his name and hex code?

And thanks, man. Is there anything you'd like in return?

#B90B3C

[ifionlyhadthecourage]

Guns are generally more my forte, but I could at least have a look at it, if you’d like. I’ve had to mend a fair share of blades in my lifetime.

[robosmith]

You and my best bro would have something to talk about then.
But yeah sure, if you want to.
The rest of the blade is missing though so some swordsmithing is probably gonna be necessary.
I don't know if that will change things for you.

[ifionlyhadthecourage]

Oh? Does Dave have guns? [ Wrong "bro", Caramia. ] He's never told me! I'll have to ask him about that!!

How much of the blade is missing? I'm not sure if I can find the right materials around here, but I could probably try to makeshift something if it's not too much.

[robosmith]

Not my actual bro, I meant my best friend.
Jake English, if you've met him.

If I had to guesstimate I would say there's about 1/4 of it left, so most of it is gone.
But if I cobbled together some smaller weapons to melt down, would that work?

#E29F36

[kringlefuck]

_{[ Either the whole “making clothes” excerpt goes over his head or he’s too distracted to focus on one thing in this conversation. Jake needs no introduction or he just completely forgets to do so. Dirk should know nobody else texts like he does. He can’t see the giddy smirk smeared across his face, but he loves it anytime he can be better at something in competitiveness with Dirk. ]}

Ah there she blows. Nothing but an ole heap of metal to go in a new salvageable robo pile huh?
I think this just proves my point that guns are better than swords pal.
Its about flipping time you gave up your anime inspired ninja ghost that has only attachments to samurai dueling weaponry and surrendered to your true calling of being a gun slinger.
*Promptly spins both flintlocks to cool their hot iron.*

[robosmith]

[ yeah, no introduction necessary. he immediately knows who this is and is facepalming behind his laptop where no one can see. why are you like this, jake... ]

I'm not having this argument with you again for the millionth time.
But if anything, this doesn't disprove my point. It was still a sword that broke mine.
It was just a better mythical sword.
So thanks, but no thanks.
Also dude, are you really going to roleplay on a public forum where everyone can see?

[kringlefuck]

Sword mano a mano or not i honest to nancys tits cannot believe some hooligan out there actually beat you and obliterated your ripoff manga sword i mean thats gotta be right horse shitty of a dilemma to be in.
Most certainly you have equipped yourself with a back up! You know another sword that can also break.
Hehe.

I dont know what youve always got against role playing man it can be a killer time.
Maybe somebody can join me since you wont :(

[robosmith]

[ ahaha time to deflect and not talk about the circumstances surrounding his broken sword like at all... also christ, you're such a shit, jake. ]

Don't you take Nancy's tits in vain. She grew those herself and she's proud of them.
And actually no, I don't. My spares were with the Brobot and Lil Seb.
But it's fine, I've been using puppetkind as my backup now that I have Lil Cal back.
It's serviceable, but some situations just call for something more sharp and pointy.

God, you're such a dork.
That's really all I have to say about that.
Like you do you, but I'm calling them as I see them.

#2471A3

[unfatalist]

We're related? Really! My, I had no idea I had a mysterious relation out there, entirely unbeknownst to me until this very moment.

What is a robot, exactly? The way that you define it personally, that is.

[robosmith]

[ look out everyone we've got a smartass over here. ]

Yes. I'm the brother you never knew you had nor ever wanted in your life, but here I am to dispense brotherly wisdom and ill raps anyway.
And my robots are whatever I want them to be, but generally consisting out of mechanical parts and being supplied with a cognitive algorithm is how I roll.
So that would be how I would define one.
Something mechanical that moves on its own and possibly has artificial intelligence.

[unfatalist]

Already I am delighted by the prospect of our fraternity.

...And what do you typically do with these robots of yours? What purpose do they serve, that is.

[robosmith]

As you should be.
Their purpose varies from robot to robot.
I've made bots to support and protect my friends, some to spar and have deathmatches with, and I have some really rad rapbots.
If I could transfer pictures of them from my computer to this laptop I would.
They're the best examples of my work, but it's a moot point anyway.
Making that kind of tech just isn't viable here.

#FFE900

[atomicals]

So uh sorry, I won't be any help with fixing swords and I don't have any spare random weapons around but I wanted to ask about the robots you make?

Can you tell me more about what kind you make? I'm super going through tech withdrawal, hearing even a little bit helps...

[robosmith]

It's cool, that's fine. We're down to the most basic and ancient tech here so I get the tech withdrawal thing.
And I'm always down for talking about my robots anyway.
They were mostly robots with combat capabilities for training and whatever support was needed.
But I had some rapbots too. I designed one of them to be unbeatable in a rap-off and I succeeded. Never managed to win a single match against him.
Did you have a lot of robots where you're from?

[atomicals]

On Earth not as much, but when I went into space oh yeah robots galore.

We've fought a lotta robots that were built for fighting, and then we'd have the ones in our own training area... But one time we reprogrammed one of those soldier robots--sentries--and totally taught it how to have fun.

[RAPBOTS SOUND LEGIT THOUGH...]

#FF75A2

[buncho]

do you still have all the pieces of your sword? or whats left?

[robosmith]

No, not everything.
I only have the handle and a little bit of the blade left.
It can't really be called a sword anymore. It's just pathetic.

[buncho]

as long as you have something stabby at the end of it, its still a sword! maybe we can find something long and metal and tape it together, good as new

#E00707

[parodeity]

josuke might be able to fix it
he can like
fix broken things
or people

also what the fuck do you mean your sword broke

[robosmith]

Really? That's one hell of a power to have.
Would it work if I only had one half though?
Because that's all I got.

And uh yeah, it's kind of old news.
It happened back home during the fight against the Jacks.

[parodeity]

[ does someone else have a welsh sword...

he shouldn't ask. ]

not sure
you want his hex code so you can look him up to ask?