( 1. ) UN: E29F36

[kringlefuck]

_{[ Hey look, another rambley Homestuck with an incoming salty post. He's not the greatest at introductions so he's just going to bypass at first because ever since he's gotten here he's been real bitter about how things seem to be done. ]}

( Color. )
Not as if im entirely familiar with sir f (misses f??) and his evasive and mysterious ways considering im a spanking new arrival here but am i the only person who believes its sportingly manipulating of him to make such bothersome and specific demands from us? Has anyone ever seen who this entity is and if so has anyone given him a proper slug across the face for being so uncouth with his quests? Fucking christ *please* is a nice word for crying in a bucket.

Alrighty so that might be excessive in the violence but i reckon i should ask if anyone has acted with insubordination or maybe felt OH DASH IT ALL and told him off? Was there anything to come of it when somebody reacted that way?

Listen i just want to know if were dealing with one everfriggen lazy entity from heaven or hell or beyond who just wont do his dirty laundry or just some pesky mortal hooligan who is having a ripsnorter of a time putting us on these kinds of tasks. I think im more agreeable with the first statement as weve seen proof of things happening in result.. like today for example! Who the devilshit even knows mayhaps its multiple persons working side by side but i cannot help but run curious and would like to further my investigation but i dont know where in tarnation to start. Likewise i feel as if i could excel with these quests if anyone is up to par with combining forces with me.

Also i found a pretty coin and my gut instincts said i should toss it in the well and make a wish. Did anyone else get one? I feel like its fucking christmas but i cant help but be apprehensive about making a wish but i suppose thats just my overcautious ways ill probably definitely do it hehe. I have a movie collection to wish for.

Oh btw this is jake. I guess i should have said that first.
PS: i abhor this color with a burning passion so i apologize but i typically type in a soothing green but noooo evidently we cant have that either. :(

Comments

#E00707

[parodeity]

huh
you type like some unholy combination of john and jade
with also
a thesaurus from the 1920s thrown in for variety

that isnt how genetics work is it

[kringlefuck]

_{[ After all that, this is what Dave ends up saying to him. Jake isn't sure how to respond besides get slightly flustered. He cheeks puff up a little bit from behind his laptop but he pecks out a response right away. ]}

Quite. Is there something the matter with that? You and dirk type rather similar as well going on about doodley squat nonsense with the occasional bro and dude and man thrown in there so perhaps youre incorrect and it actually is how it works.

_{[ It's slightly aggressive but only cause he's in a Mood. ]}

Are we gonna do a quest together or not?
_{[ EAGER MCBEAVER. ]}

[parodeity]

what no
i mean not about the quest thing
he types exactly the fuck like lalonde
its almost uncanny honestly
if he were speaking in lavender and were just a little more wry id suspect he was my sister in an anime wig

[ dave, meanwhile, is like. sober roxy with better spelling and less emotes?

genetics! ]

what quest do you wanna do
are we gonna try to sheer invisible sheep
how do we make sure we dont cut the sheep??

[kringlefuck]

_{[ Your entire family is weird. But I'm sure Dave feels the same way in regards to Jake and his genetic and extended family. ]}

Oh whatever. Ive never seen roxs madre type so how the heck would i even know. I stand firm on my accusation of doodley squat nonsense however after reeling back on this forum and seeing some of the stuff youve chatted about.

Simple enough. Douse them in something to make them visible such as flour if we have anything of such texture around. Shouldnt that reveal their shape?

#00CCFF

[bittybat]

[Color.]

An attempt was made to trace #FFFFFF, but results were futile.

Another question should be: If there's an #FFFFFF, where is #000000?

[kringlefuck]

Jesus what a shady douche.
Oh i had this thought as well... mayhaps theres even a whole army of gray! Trust me im a man with a long fuse but the fact they come and go without a trace really pisses me off!
_{[ that's a lie he gets feisty about almost everything.. ]}

Im not the one equipped for leadership but i think a second search should happen for anything that could pertain to their existence.
_{[ and then, what, Jake. What are you gonna do once you find them? We all want to know. ]}

[bittybat]

Tracing the handle yielded a nonexistent user. It's possible they could be using a proxy. Messaging them also doesn't work in terms of finding out who they are.

Creating a coded program ends in failure as well. The laptop will wipe it once it's completed.

[Lord God, he hates typing this with his own fingers:]

What makes you think they exist?

[kringlefuck]

So weve had both a demanding and smart person on our hands.
Um i dont see any reason not to believe they dont exist. With how frequently their requests pop up i can only think we could be dealing with somebody who was here before any of us arrived. I guess it just makes the most sense to me.

#BD1864

[robosmith]

Dude, you're like a few shades away from typing in what should be my font color.
This is fuckin' weird.
Anyway, I imagine either nothing happens or there's punishments for not playing along.
I guess there's some merit in finding out which of those two it is, but the quests are pretty harmless for the most part.
If anything it gives us something to do.

I got the coin too, by the way.

[kringlefuck]

Consarn it. I didnt even notice that. I noticed that it looked more like parts of my god-tier outfit but you just had to go and say that didnt you?
If you miss your orange so much i wonder if we could just switch laptops.. oh but our identity is rather crucial to this color were given right?
This really bites! Im stuck with best-bro-but-god-tier-undies yelloworange and theres no evading it.

It certainly gives us something to do but idk if i like the idea of being somebodys page to do their bidding.
_{[ NEWSFLASH: YOU ARE A PAGE, MAN. ]}

Yeah? I had this feeling that it wasnt just me. What are you gonna do with it?

[robosmith]

Wait, it's the color of your underwear?
Damn, that's so unfortunate.
I'm pretty sure that switching laptops doesn't work for that reason, yeah.
I mean I guess we could manage it, but it's not going to change what district we're in and it might get confusing for others.
So looks like we're stuck.

I get that.
But it's not like it's too different from what we were dealing with back home.
The Batterwitch wanted us to play and we did regardless of that.

[ implying that jake is pulling a roxy here.... ]

I'm not sure yet.
Given the resist temptation thing we just had, I don't trust it. It's probably going to turn into a "be careful what you wish for" sort of scenario.
Yet I'm also curious to see what it will do.

[kringlefuck]

At least we had a lick of an idea of our goals and ultimately we wanted to defeat that gruesome sea witch but here i dont know the darndest idea of what were doing and why its just complete bullshit.

I have several ideas but you know im just *dying* here without any cinemaflicks to watch. I understand being cautious but curious and its driving me loony. Maybe we can toss our coins in together and make sure nothing fishy happens?

#FFB9C9

[perfectennist]

Can you express yourself more clearly? Half of this doesn't make any sense.

[kringlefuck]

_{[ okay okay.. super condensed version without all the grandpa lingo.. ]}

Umm.
Basically i want to get to bottom of who mister f is and what happened to this town and what all of the quests mean. Theyre so effing farfetched and weird.
Shearing the invisible sheep? Really?

#0715CD

[windeity]

[...well anyway, like a good family member John just kind of ignores all of that.]

i got a coin, too.
want to go check out the well together? i'm still thinking of my wish, but i'll go with you!
and the yellow's not so bad. maybe later you can change it back to green when we regain more colors.

[kringlefuck]

_{[ john why...... ]}

Certainly we can check it out together!
What do you think youre gonna wish for?

[windeity]

[Because he loves Jake that's why.]

i haven't decided yet.
but maybe something that can be shared? like a game or something!
i don't think wishing for your movies is a bad idea though.

[kringlefuck]

If you dont have that good ole bunny i spent a good agonizing arm twisting over maybe you should wish for that.
Its a great present if i can say so myself.
*Pops pretend lapels in pride.*

Um if not maybe you and i can join forces and wish for something just spectacular together for the best movie watching experience! You wish for the solar powered television and ill get the movies.

#03B2F7

[withwisdom]

(color)

You have a very colorful vocabulary, now don't you?

[ goodness. ]

[kringlefuck]

_{[ A color he hasn't seen before! Hello! ]}
Um.. i guess. I just say what i think i need to say to get my point across haha.
Sorry it might have been a bit much i was kind of on blazes there whoops.

[withwisdom]

It's quite alright. I figure there's been a great deal of stress about, even now that this trial is over. I don't know what pains you went through, but I hope the worst is behind you now.

That said, I do feel this FFFFFF is almost certainly a powerful entity. Whether they are a messenger or the one who creates the trials, it's hard to gauge for certain. I wouldn't anger them regardless however. Such beings can be vengeful.

[kringlefuck]

_{[ Man, you don't even know. Between his universe heading towards the apocalypse with an alien reign and a messy break up, he's all out of sorts mentally and emotionally. ]}

Harhar i dont know what you mean there isnt much turmoil ive got on my mind and such! Man you sound like a spiritual guide i bumped into plenty of those on my adventure but the way you type is oddly soothing. I know thats weird to say but golly.

Yeah? You think its wise just to stay put and go along like everythings honky dory and beckon to his every will?

#FFDF00

[inheritance]

A lot of the yellow font colors are hard to read, unfortunately. It's okay, though! You don't need to apologize, we all know we can't pick our font colors by now.

[Izuku's font is...suspiciously still black. Weird.]

I got a coin, too!

[kringlefuck]

_{[ we just gonna handwave they know each others hex codes and names if that's okay..... ]}
What is it you plan on wishing for? Do you have that same feeling to make a wish too?

[inheritance]

(ooc: totally okay with me!)

I definitely get the same feeling. I'm still not sure what to wish for, though.

You're going to wish for a movie collection?