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Not as if im entirely familiar with sir f (misses f??) and his evasive and mysterious ways considering im a spanking new arrival here but am i the only person who believes its sportingly manipulating of him to make such bothersome and specific demands from us? Has anyone ever seen who this entity is and if so has anyone given him a proper slug across the face for being so uncouth with his quests? Fucking christ *please* is a nice word for crying in a bucket.

Alrighty so that might be excessive in the violence but i reckon i should ask if anyone has acted with insubordination or maybe felt OH DASH IT ALL and told him off? Was there anything to come of it when somebody reacted that way?

Listen i just want to know if were dealing with one everfriggen lazy entity from heaven or hell or beyond who just wont do his dirty laundry or just some pesky mortal hooligan who is having a ripsnorter of a time putting us on these kinds of tasks. I think im more agreeable with the first statement as weve seen proof of things happening in result.. like today for example! Who the devilshit even knows mayhaps its multiple persons working side by side but i cannot help but run curious and would like to further my investigation but i dont know where in tarnation to start. Likewise i feel as if i could excel with these quests if anyone is up to par with combining forces with me.

Also i found a pretty coin and my gut instincts said i should toss it in the well and make a wish. Did anyone else get one? I feel like its fucking christmas but i cant help but be apprehensive about making a wish but i suppose thats just my overcautious ways ill probably definitely do it hehe. I have a movie collection to wish for.

Oh btw this is jake. I guess i should have said that first.
PS: i abhor this color with a burning passion so i apologize but i typically type in a soothing green but noooo evidently we cant have that either. :(

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I *really* want to but i could always wish for uh... a collection of posters that i have.
_{[ only some of them are kind of dirty.. ]}

But the more i ponder on it the more i think i might wish for something more beneficial for me as dire as movie watching is to me. I hecking LOVE movies.

I understand the feeling... I've been tempted more than once to wish for one of my figures or posters from back home, but I don't know how useful they'd be here.

Maybe it's for the best that you wish for something else, English-kun! I don't think there's any way you could play the movies here anyway, without the right electronics.

_{[ english-kun..... help.. ]}
Righto thats what i was thinking it would have to be a joint effort of wishing. Somebody wish for the films somebody else wish for the tv and then the sound system and the popcorn and such.
Everything vital for serious movie viewing.

Boy i have some rad comics though i miss reading theyre the ones that never get old you know?

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You'd still need electricity for them to all work, though...

Sorry!! I'm not helping at all, am I? I wish it were that easy to get things to work here.

Its quite alright pal i know youre just tossing out ideas and thoughts and i greatly appreciate them! Now that you mention it some extra clothing might be the best thing for me to go with. Ive been flouncing around in half nakedness for far too long its rather humiliating.

If you needed extra clothes, you should have mentioned something before! I have a lot stashed away.

Then again, all the extra clothes I have here are in the really old fashioned style, so it might not have helped in the end.

Old fashioned? Well butter my biscuit that might be my type of style anyway as long as it isnt too old fashioned like the silly peasant clothes that are around here.
Did you obtain the clothing here or did you bring it with you?

I found them around here.

Sorry... they're exactly like the medieval peasant clothes you just mentioned. I wish I had more options to offer, but none of us really came prepared when we got snatched out of our worlds.

God shucky darn.
I think my best bet is to just spoil this wish coin on something like that.
I really hate running amuck around these parts without any modesty.

So that settles that! Its my own fault for not packing enough clothes myself i suppose.
_{[ but guns????? he has plenty of those.. ]}

Not your fault when you didn't expect to end up here!

I think wishing for clothes would be your best bet, though. Maybe we could figure out how to make electronics work some other time!

Id say youre right! Working electronics would be really *smashing* but i think it might take a joint effort for us to come by that.
I feel a lot of people would be willing to contribute whatever they can to make something like that happen.

I know id just *love* to have my computers be completely operational again. Ive equipped myself with a whole ensemble of gadgets that are with me but not functioning properly.

I think so, too! If we could get running electricity, it'd be really helpful. We could have lights, for one!

What kind of gadgets do you have with you?

Biggest things ive got are some nifty wearable computers my gma gave me from her enterprise. Gee whillikers theyre really something else and i use them *quite* frequently back home. One is a coat and i have a belt and some shoes and my helmet of course but theyre all fully functioning computers.
Absolutely jack all useless here without any power source or way to connect to the shitty internet. The helmet i can use for protection at least.

Wearable computers???

You can fit computers into things like your coat and belt?

[Jake can probably feel the growing curiosity on Izuku's end.]

Sure can! My grandmas company invented them and i got possession of them. The days of keyboard typing are over as far as i am concerned these computers can do all sorts of squat without a keyboard.
My favorite is the helmet cause i can just think of my messages and send them instead of typing.

But golly its a real bummer none of them work here id love to talk to my friends here without the worry of being stationary in a specific vicinity to do so.

I totally get it. I don't have the super advanced computers like you do, but I'm so used to being able to text my friends with my cellphone, it's jarring not being able to do that here.

It's too bad. A way to communicate on the go like that would be really helpful when we're doing the quests, too. Or just patrolling.

Youre correct!
I have several of them so i would gladly let others use them if we can get them to work properly.
Of course youd be one of them id share with pal you can count on me to try and make your life easier. :)

Really? That's really nice of you, English-kun! You sure there isn't anyone else you'd be willing to lend them out to first?

[He's actually really touched that Jake would be willing to share with him.]

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