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[kringlefuck]

_{[ Hey look, another rambley Homestuck with an incoming salty post. He's not the greatest at introductions so he's just going to bypass at first because ever since he's gotten here he's been real bitter about how things seem to be done. ]}

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Not as if im entirely familiar with sir f (misses f??) and his evasive and mysterious ways considering im a spanking new arrival here but am i the only person who believes its sportingly manipulating of him to make such bothersome and specific demands from us? Has anyone ever seen who this entity is and if so has anyone given him a proper slug across the face for being so uncouth with his quests? Fucking christ *please* is a nice word for crying in a bucket.

Alrighty so that might be excessive in the violence but i reckon i should ask if anyone has acted with insubordination or maybe felt OH DASH IT ALL and told him off? Was there anything to come of it when somebody reacted that way?

Listen i just want to know if were dealing with one everfriggen lazy entity from heaven or hell or beyond who just wont do his dirty laundry or just some pesky mortal hooligan who is having a ripsnorter of a time putting us on these kinds of tasks. I think im more agreeable with the first statement as weve seen proof of things happening in result.. like today for example! Who the devilshit even knows mayhaps its multiple persons working side by side but i cannot help but run curious and would like to further my investigation but i dont know where in tarnation to start. Likewise i feel as if i could excel with these quests if anyone is up to par with combining forces with me.

Also i found a pretty coin and my gut instincts said i should toss it in the well and make a wish. Did anyone else get one? I feel like its fucking christmas but i cant help but be apprehensive about making a wish but i suppose thats just my overcautious ways ill probably definitely do it hehe. I have a movie collection to wish for.

Oh btw this is jake. I guess i should have said that first.
PS: i abhor this color with a burning passion so i apologize but i typically type in a soothing green but noooo evidently we cant have that either. :(

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[kringlefuck]

_{[ After all that, this is what Dave ends up saying to him. Jake isn't sure how to respond besides get slightly flustered. He cheeks puff up a little bit from behind his laptop but he pecks out a response right away. ]}

Quite. Is there something the matter with that? You and dirk type rather similar as well going on about doodley squat nonsense with the occasional bro and dude and man thrown in there so perhaps youre incorrect and it actually is how it works.

_{[ It's slightly aggressive but only cause he's in a Mood. ]}

Are we gonna do a quest together or not?
_{[ EAGER MCBEAVER. ]}

[parodeity]

what no
i mean not about the quest thing
he types exactly the fuck like lalonde
its almost uncanny honestly
if he were speaking in lavender and were just a little more wry id suspect he was my sister in an anime wig

[ dave, meanwhile, is like. sober roxy with better spelling and less emotes?

genetics! ]

what quest do you wanna do
are we gonna try to sheer invisible sheep
how do we make sure we dont cut the sheep??

[kringlefuck]

_{[ Your entire family is weird. But I'm sure Dave feels the same way in regards to Jake and his genetic and extended family. ]}

Oh whatever. Ive never seen roxs madre type so how the heck would i even know. I stand firm on my accusation of doodley squat nonsense however after reeling back on this forum and seeing some of the stuff youve chatted about.

Simple enough. Douse them in something to make them visible such as flour if we have anything of such texture around. Shouldnt that reveal their shape?

[parodeity]

that seems like a waste of flour we dont have
but yeah should work
something that wont hurt the sheep right

[kringlefuck]

No flour? Well mayhaps we can burn some things into ash and make ashes to sprinkle over the sheep. That will show us where they are at because it will make their figure appear by having the ash land on them.

[parodeity]

burning things could be fun
sold
where do you wanna meet up

[kringlefuck]

Well i reckon i can just properly flit my ass over there to your place since i know where its at with no trouble.
I take it youre home since youre talkng to me right?

Do you have any productive means for conducting a fire?

[parodeity]

superspeed stick whittling?

also yeah im home

[kringlefuck]

Oh aces i forgot you and dirk got that speedy thingy going for you.
Righto ill head right over then!

[parodeity]

[ and dave will just head down to wait on the porch! ]

[kringlefuck]

_{[ It doesn't take Jake long at all to meet up with Dave, landing on the ground with a rather harsh footing, staggering slightly just a few feet away from his porch. ]}

You got everything to catch some stuff on fire, man?
_{[ he's excited about the prospect of catching things on fire, but yeah.. ]}

I suppose if not there's plenty of sticks and things in the forest where we're going.

[parodeity]

I have some sticks yeah - want me to start here then?