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[kringlefuck]

_{[ Hey look, another rambley Homestuck with an incoming salty post. He's not the greatest at introductions so he's just going to bypass at first because ever since he's gotten here he's been real bitter about how things seem to be done. ]}

( Color. )
Not as if im entirely familiar with sir f (misses f??) and his evasive and mysterious ways considering im a spanking new arrival here but am i the only person who believes its sportingly manipulating of him to make such bothersome and specific demands from us? Has anyone ever seen who this entity is and if so has anyone given him a proper slug across the face for being so uncouth with his quests? Fucking christ *please* is a nice word for crying in a bucket.

Alrighty so that might be excessive in the violence but i reckon i should ask if anyone has acted with insubordination or maybe felt OH DASH IT ALL and told him off? Was there anything to come of it when somebody reacted that way?

Listen i just want to know if were dealing with one everfriggen lazy entity from heaven or hell or beyond who just wont do his dirty laundry or just some pesky mortal hooligan who is having a ripsnorter of a time putting us on these kinds of tasks. I think im more agreeable with the first statement as weve seen proof of things happening in result.. like today for example! Who the devilshit even knows mayhaps its multiple persons working side by side but i cannot help but run curious and would like to further my investigation but i dont know where in tarnation to start. Likewise i feel as if i could excel with these quests if anyone is up to par with combining forces with me.

Also i found a pretty coin and my gut instincts said i should toss it in the well and make a wish. Did anyone else get one? I feel like its fucking christmas but i cant help but be apprehensive about making a wish but i suppose thats just my overcautious ways ill probably definitely do it hehe. I have a movie collection to wish for.

Oh btw this is jake. I guess i should have said that first.
PS: i abhor this color with a burning passion so i apologize but i typically type in a soothing green but noooo evidently we cant have that either. :(

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[robosmith]

[ it's only when jake mentions "blasting skullies" that he realizes that going on a quest together would be exactly like the 'dates' they went on back in their session and—

well, shit. ]

Jake, I mean it.
It's totally fine if you don't want to. No hard feelings, I promise.
I don't want to dredge up any bad memories or whatever for you.

[ because of course he thinks everything about them dating must have been bad for jake since it led to him running away without a word. ]

[kringlefuck]

_{[ Oh my god he actually said it. ]}
Bad memories?
To hell with that! I had just a smashing ole time on your planet.
You know for the most part.

_{[ wait shit.. ]}

I mean it doesnt matter it shouldnt matter.

_{[ wait GOD... ]}

Rather it *does* matter but not in a bad way?
Actually im not sure what im saying so i think ill just shut my stupid mouth and just pretend i didnt say anything.
Lets do it!! Lets do every single quest by golly!!
_{[ aaruuggh stupid stupid stupid.. ]}

[robosmith]

[ he types and erases "but then why did you leave?" about five times before deciding that this isn't something he wants to talk about on a public forum post and he abandons the subject altogether. he'll just take some solace in the knowledge that it wasn't all bad for jake. ]

Dude, that's a lot of quests.
Not that I'm opposed to doing them. But are you sure?
There's one that only involves talking, but I don't know if that will apply to us.

[ he's talking about the bad memory quest which wouldn't involve any fighting so it wouldn't be reminiscent of their dates, but he gets the sense he already knows what jake's worst memory is and he's not particularly keen on talking about his own when it involves fessing up some stuff he'd rather not. ]

[kringlefuck]

Right so i dont know maybe youre right we could do just one. Thats what we sure are here for!!
Doing quests and of the like.
_{[ hmmm. ]}

[robosmith]

[ welp. this just turned irreversibly awkward apparently. go team. ]

Ok, so which one would you like to do?
We can do whatever you're most down for.

[kringlefuck]

I dont know who this bogeyman fella is but i hope hes ready for a proper ass whooping between the two of us.
_{[ yeah he's glad they're typing this otherwise he really wouldn't know what to say next after that.. ]}

[robosmith]

Bogeyman it is then.
When do you want to do it? I've got some proper swords now so I don't need a lot of preparation.

[kringlefuck]

_{[ He's really got no excuse to say let's do it now! But he's being weird. He is weird, so instead he just gives a vague answer: ]}
I suppose i can message you when i am well equipped and ready.
_{[ which might be.. never? Don't stand him up on your bromantic not-date fighting shenanigans, Jake. ]}

[robosmith]

[ oh no. please don't stand him up and ghost on him again...

dirk might kind of be half-expecting it, but it'll still hurt his feelings. ]

Yeah, that works.
I'll hear from you soon?

[ but probably not. ]