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( 1. ) UN: E29F36

_{[ Hey look, another rambley Homestuck with an incoming salty post. He's not the greatest at introductions so he's just going to bypass at first because ever since he's gotten here he's been real bitter about how things seem to be done. ]}

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Not as if im entirely familiar with sir f (misses f??) and his evasive and mysterious ways considering im a spanking new arrival here but am i the only person who believes its sportingly manipulating of him to make such bothersome and specific demands from us? Has anyone ever seen who this entity is and if so has anyone given him a proper slug across the face for being so uncouth with his quests? Fucking christ *please* is a nice word for crying in a bucket.

Alrighty so that might be excessive in the violence but i reckon i should ask if anyone has acted with insubordination or maybe felt OH DASH IT ALL and told him off? Was there anything to come of it when somebody reacted that way?

Listen i just want to know if were dealing with one everfriggen lazy entity from heaven or hell or beyond who just wont do his dirty laundry or just some pesky mortal hooligan who is having a ripsnorter of a time putting us on these kinds of tasks. I think im more agreeable with the first statement as weve seen proof of things happening in result.. like today for example! Who the devilshit even knows mayhaps its multiple persons working side by side but i cannot help but run curious and would like to further my investigation but i dont know where in tarnation to start. Likewise i feel as if i could excel with these quests if anyone is up to par with combining forces with me.

Also i found a pretty coin and my gut instincts said i should toss it in the well and make a wish. Did anyone else get one? I feel like its fucking christmas but i cant help but be apprehensive about making a wish but i suppose thats just my overcautious ways ill probably definitely do it hehe. I have a movie collection to wish for.

Oh btw this is jake. I guess i should have said that first.
PS: i abhor this color with a burning passion so i apologize but i typically type in a soothing green but noooo evidently we cant have that either. :(

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Jesus what a shady douche.
Oh i had this thought as well... mayhaps theres even a whole army of gray! Trust me im a man with a long fuse but the fact they come and go without a trace really pisses me off!
_{[ that's a lie he gets feisty about almost everything.. ]}

Im not the one equipped for leadership but i think a second search should happen for anything that could pertain to their existence.
_{[ and then, what, Jake. What are you gonna do once you find them? We all want to know. ]}

Tracing the handle yielded a nonexistent user. It's possible they could be using a proxy. Messaging them also doesn't work in terms of finding out who they are.

Creating a coded program ends in failure as well. The laptop will wipe it once it's completed.

[Lord God, he hates typing this with his own fingers:]

What makes you think they exist?

So weve had both a demanding and smart person on our hands.
Um i dont see any reason not to believe they dont exist. With how frequently their requests pop up i can only think we could be dealing with somebody who was here before any of us arrived. I guess it just makes the most sense to me.

It could just as easily be a machine running a program. Machines are capable of executing all manner of things we take for granted.

Right you are! It could be a possibility but if so i want to find it.. and demolish it! Ive had far enough of computer and robo shenanigans in my life i dont really desire more fucking up things you know.

It just seems like everyone is being so compliant but some of these requests are rather ridiculous. I feel like its a goose chase so im more concerned about more details of *why.*
_{[ restoring color, yes, but why. ]}

Also if it is a machine certainly there most be a creator. Who the heck could that be? It just raises more questions. Its good to know theres been an attempt to find out these things at least. Were you involved directly in it?

They don't believe there are any other options.

I'm the one who tried.

Whats so important about it though?
What caused all the color to disappear? Mystery upon mystery i say.

Oh i see.. so from personal experience you think its nigh impossible to locate this person and/or computer?

Nothing is impossible. Doing so many prove difficult and time consuming, however.

We won't know how the colors disappeared until we can either speak with #FFFFFF or find clues from whoever may have been here before, if anyone.

Whatever the case, everything in this place points to folklore as a common theme. With that in mind, it's not wrong to assume "White" and "Black" may play leading roles here. White reflects all colors. Black absorbs them.

I say.. very interesting youve put a lot of thought into this! You must be a sheer genius.
_{[ or he's just a little dumb, maybe both.. ]}

Hypothetically if they are persons we can speak with what are you going to do if we ever get that chance?

[no... please do not... tell damian wayne... he is a genius...]

Ask them what their intentions are, and demand they return us back to our own worlds.

_{[ too late...... he thinks you're super smart... ]}

Sounds good to me.
But whats your idea if they refuse with a gentle request like that?
_{[ yes.. get to the violence.. ]}

[WOW, GRANDPA EGBERT CAN YOU PERHAPS CHILL the worst influence for damian]

If they're not a program of some kind then they can be persuaded. The kind of persuasion depends on how much they resist in letting us return home.

_{[ NEVER CHILL. ]}

Ok but consider.
*ULTIMATE RESISTANCE.*
What kind of violent persuasion are you gonna rightfully pull out of your ass to give these fellas computers or whatnot what for?

_{[ must he spell out he just wants to get to the action part of this conversation. ]}

[is this dude for real hello

On one hand, hell yeah, Damian is so ready to whoop some ass. On the other, this is public, and his father is here, and his father would be so disappointed. LOOK...]

Violence will be necessary for ultimate resistance or, worse, attack and aggression from whatever or whoever is behind this.

In that case, we'll kick their ass.

_{[ He has no idea who you are, what your age is, who your dad is or any of that stuff but he's also not self-aware enough to care or filter what he talks about publicly, oops..

Damian, we gotta work on how to get you out of parental controls.. ]}

Hell yeah! Thats more abut what i was getting at.
Look i dont know who you are but i trust you wholeheartedly you lead us into triumph.
The second you need back up you give me a ring you hear? Ive got plenty of ammunition to blowem all to smitherines.
_{[ He loves being support! ]}

[Good GOD.]

Wait a moment. Stop.

We aren't going to kill them. That would make us murderers, plus it would be stupid when we could get more information with them alive.

Secondly: What kind of ammunition are you talking about? Bullets? Explosives?

_{[ just skims over that beginning part, la de da.. ]}

As much as i enjoy seeing something explode i dont have anything like that with me its never quite been my forte.
I have a lot of guns with me though.

[Grandpa Egbert is actual Jason Peter Todd.]

Plural? Approximately how many?

Have you used them [He pauses in typing here. On anything? On anyone?] while you've been here?

_{[ it's important that he never meets Jason. ]}
Well i left a lot of them at home but i packed with my absolute favorites.
My twin berettas of course theyre my go to ive used them a couple of times.
_{[ terrifying.. ]}

I have some flintlocks that are a legendary weapon from my world that i was using in a fight before arriving here..
My ak-47 you cant leave without neither my 18th century blunderbuss.
A winchester model 70 hunting rifle which i think will come in handy here.
A spear gun my grandma used to use back on my island and two submachine guns uzi 9mms.

I think im under prepared but i think itll be okay.

[Wow, yeah, they absolutely must not meet at all. Ever.]

The Winchester would be good in the forest if you can confirm whether the mutated animals there can die. How much ammunition do you have?

Also please tell me you're not stupid enough to keep these things where just anyone can handle them. It's dangerous.

I have plenty for each gun! It should last me for months.
_{[ It's great when you have a way inventory that is basically endless granted you can fit in there like a puzzle. ]}

My weapons are all stowed away where only i can get to them. Um im realizing many people here dont have a sylladex or even know what it is but thats where they go. Nobody can get into my sylladex besides me.
_{[ it's hard to explain.. ]}

Besides ill be frank id probably just beat the everfreaking tar out of somebody who touches my guns without permission.
_{[ He let Okuyasu play with one with supervision, though.. ]}

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Good.

[Thanks, Hussie, for giving me RE4 inventory flashbacks.

ALSO. WHAT. JAKE, DON'T LET BOYS LIKE OKUYASU PLAY WITH GUNS!!! i say as:]

I would like to see the Winchester. Have you tried hunting with it?

_{[ it's what Hussie is good for. ]}

I havent had the gumption to go out and simply hunt for sport just yet. I also have plenty of canned food with me so there hasnt been a need for me to hunt to eat either but if you want to see it ill gladly show my babes!

_{[ better than showing Damian his other babes, you know. The fictional blue ones. ]}

[show him the fictional blue babes]

This will suffice. I'll send you a message later to set up a time for it.

Try not to get trigger happy before then.

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