it only took him three months;

[foeyay]

( #771111 )

hey check out what i found! whoever's sad little computer this was, it's mine now. the computer and this neverending digital party nobody thought to invite me to! that's rude you know. i wouldn't have had to push so many weaklings around if i'd known i could just pop over here to look for a fun challenge.

does everyone have one of these? is that why you all suddenly get excited every once in a while, running off to do silly things in herds? because you like playing around with these mysterious quests?

can i post my own quest?

land a punch on me. if you succeed, i'll do one thing you ask. it's a good deal right? so come on. give me a challenge.

Comments

[foeyay]

it isn't mine. mine is bigger. and attached to a space ship.

[So there.]

[good_ideas]

is it actually bigger or is that just a thing you say to hide its true length
Oh oops I mean size
So is your computer like 99.99999% spaceship then

[foeyay]

wouldn't i be the spaceship in that metaphor? either way, mine is way too big for you. if you want to cry pervert, go find someone else. :)

[good_ideas]

so does that mean you're 0.0000000001% brain? That explains a lot

[foeyay]

obviously. the other 99.9999999999% is all muscle!

[Not even offended.]

[good_ideas]

oh and here i thought the rest of it was just hot air

[foeyay]

still doubting my abilities huh? you never give up. it makes me want to suffocate you with your own tongue! just a little bit though.

[good_ideas]

i’m not into that kind of thing
So why don’t you just choke on your own?

Oh but just a little bit though

1/2

[foeyay]

[...]

2/2

[foeyay]

i promised not to fight all the small fry around here. do you count or not?

[good_ideas]

Depends on what kind of fight we’re going to have
If it’s a battle of wits i’m pretty sure i’d win

[foeyay]

i'm too much of an idiot to be interested in a boring battle like that. i'm talking about a real battle. that's what i've trained for. so stop playing coy for two second and answer, okay?

[good_ideas]

what like one of those cheesy one on one battles on top of a mountain or something

I’ll pass on something like that
It sounds like way too much work

[foeyay]

okay. i'll stop caring about everything you say then. i'm glad we settled that.

[Because, dammit, she is so stupidly annoying. It's not fair.]

[good_ideas]

awww so you cared before?
And now it’s too late for me to start caring about what you say

[foeyay]

yup! oh well. if it was spilled milk, i might cry over it but not over this.

[good_ideas]

wow so you’re a cat now too
I mean it’s important to be well rounded but i think you’re taking it too far at this point

[foeyay]

it's almost cute that you think this is too far.

[good_ideas]

are you going to take it farther than that then?
Become an idol with a furry fetish?
Put on a maid outfit and travel the world as a gun-toting angel called Kawaii kawaii kamu-chan

[foeyay]

you were definitely imagining me in a maid outfit as you typed that. try an insult that won't backfire so easily next time!

[good_ideas]

yeah i was??
And it was hilarious

Next i’m going to imagine you dressed up like Godzilla and trying to eat a tree