it only took him three months;

[foeyay]

( #771111 )

hey check out what i found! whoever's sad little computer this was, it's mine now. the computer and this neverending digital party nobody thought to invite me to! that's rude you know. i wouldn't have had to push so many weaklings around if i'd known i could just pop over here to look for a fun challenge.

does everyone have one of these? is that why you all suddenly get excited every once in a while, running off to do silly things in herds? because you like playing around with these mysterious quests?

can i post my own quest?

land a punch on me. if you succeed, i'll do one thing you ask. it's a good deal right? so come on. give me a challenge.

Comments

#A2F9FF

[satanslash]

[Suspicious... why does this seem familiar?]

i dont think thats how quests work

but uh welcome to the forum i guess?

[foeyay]

are you trying to blind me? that won't make our match any easier for you. i can win with my eyes closed, no matter how many pathetic tricks you use. :)

[satanslash]

im not trying to blind anyone my color just sucks!

[Really familiar.]

[foeyay]

is that how it works? i was sure it meant that nobody else here wanted to see your texts. maybe you're just oblivious? the sad victim of cyber bullying??

i don't want to fight you if you're just some pathetic small fry you know.

#FFC100

[good_ideas]

(colour)

Congrats on finally finding what was supposed to be your sad little computer
If it took you so long to find this
I’m honestly not sure what kind of challenge we can give you?
Isn’t being yourself enough of a challenge already

[foeyay]

it isn't mine. mine is bigger. and attached to a space ship.

[So there.]

[good_ideas]

is it actually bigger or is that just a thing you say to hide its true length
Oh oops I mean size
So is your computer like 99.99999% spaceship then

[foeyay]

wouldn't i be the spaceship in that metaphor? either way, mine is way too big for you. if you want to cry pervert, go find someone else. :)

#81CDC8

[ditherer]

Sir/Ma'am...

Are you absolutely certain that that isn't your own computer?

[foeyay]

i've never owned something this useless. i can't even see who i'm talking to with this thing. it's ancient! but it'll have to do for now.

[ditherer]

Is it really ancient? I've never seen something like this before.

[foeyay]

i would break the keyboard if i pushed a little too hard so i'm typing with my pinkie. it's aaaaancient.

[He wants his sci-fi, super-strength resistant tech back, please.]

#ffff99

[troubadamsel]

It's your computer, if that house is yours. You hardly need to bully anyone about it. We all have one, but the reason we do quests is because when we succeed we are rewarded. Unless you plan to reward us as well, I doubt you should do anything of the kind.

[foeyay]

my quest has a reward too. but since you didn't read it, i guess you don't need it! :)

#3630FF

[messianic]

( Color )

Why do you want someone to land a punch on you?

[foeyay]

i want to find someone who CAN land a punch on me. i'll never get a good fight otherwise.

[messianic]

Is it that important to you to find a good fight like that? Even in a place like this?

[foeyay]

especially in a place like this. so many people here have powers i've never seen before. i want to fight them all!

#FF8080

[queenofminiskirts]

pretty sure only ffffff gets to give out quests. maybe if you land a punch on him you can take his place?

[She's joking...mostly.]

also no one else needed an invitation you know. we just found our way onto here on our own. most of us managed it in a day. how long did it take you?

[foeyay]

[Your logic pales in comparison to Kamui's preferences.]

i've been here two or three months, and i've found a lot more interesting things than this. why would you search for a computer your first day on a new planet??

i'd rather find something dangerous. or food.

[queenofminiskirts]

you don't have to look for it. it's just in the house you're living in, you know.

why would you want to find something dangerous?

[foeyay]

what house? i've been sleeping in the forest.

[This. Might explain why it took so long for Kamui to find his laptop. Oh boy.]

the more dangerous something is, the more fun it is to take it down.

#6180C0

[purrodigy]

[ Still typing in black, here ]

so all you gotta do is land a hit huh? does it gotta be with a fist?

[ He doesn't really care about anything but the challenge part, apparently. ]

[foeyay]

not necessarily. did i just get a bite?

[purrodigy]

if youre as strong as you say then im interested. sounds like it could be fun.