it only took him three months;

[foeyay]

( #771111 )

hey check out what i found! whoever's sad little computer this was, it's mine now. the computer and this neverending digital party nobody thought to invite me to! that's rude you know. i wouldn't have had to push so many weaklings around if i'd known i could just pop over here to look for a fun challenge.

does everyone have one of these? is that why you all suddenly get excited every once in a while, running off to do silly things in herds? because you like playing around with these mysterious quests?

can i post my own quest?

land a punch on me. if you succeed, i'll do one thing you ask. it's a good deal right? so come on. give me a challenge.

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[good_ideas]

(colour)

Congrats on finally finding what was supposed to be your sad little computer
If it took you so long to find this
I’m honestly not sure what kind of challenge we can give you?
Isn’t being yourself enough of a challenge already

[foeyay]

it isn't mine. mine is bigger. and attached to a space ship.

[So there.]

[good_ideas]

is it actually bigger or is that just a thing you say to hide its true length
Oh oops I mean size
So is your computer like 99.99999% spaceship then

[foeyay]

wouldn't i be the spaceship in that metaphor? either way, mine is way too big for you. if you want to cry pervert, go find someone else. :)

[good_ideas]

so does that mean you're 0.0000000001% brain? That explains a lot

[foeyay]

obviously. the other 99.9999999999% is all muscle!

[Not even offended.]

[good_ideas]

oh and here i thought the rest of it was just hot air

[foeyay]

still doubting my abilities huh? you never give up. it makes me want to suffocate you with your own tongue! just a little bit though.

[good_ideas]

i’m not into that kind of thing
So why don’t you just choke on your own?

Oh but just a little bit though

1/2

[foeyay]

[...]

2/2

[foeyay]

i promised not to fight all the small fry around here. do you count or not?

[good_ideas]

Depends on what kind of fight we’re going to have
If it’s a battle of wits i’m pretty sure i’d win

[foeyay]

i'm too much of an idiot to be interested in a boring battle like that. i'm talking about a real battle. that's what i've trained for. so stop playing coy for two second and answer, okay?

[good_ideas]

what like one of those cheesy one on one battles on top of a mountain or something

I’ll pass on something like that
It sounds like way too much work

[foeyay]

okay. i'll stop caring about everything you say then. i'm glad we settled that.

[Because, dammit, she is so stupidly annoying. It's not fair.]

[good_ideas]

awww so you cared before?
And now it’s too late for me to start caring about what you say

[foeyay]

yup! oh well. if it was spilled milk, i might cry over it but not over this.

[good_ideas]

wow so you’re a cat now too
I mean it’s important to be well rounded but i think you’re taking it too far at this point

[foeyay]

it's almost cute that you think this is too far.

[good_ideas]

are you going to take it farther than that then?
Become an idol with a furry fetish?
Put on a maid outfit and travel the world as a gun-toting angel called Kawaii kawaii kamu-chan

[foeyay]

you were definitely imagining me in a maid outfit as you typed that. try an insult that won't backfire so easily next time!

[good_ideas]

yeah i was??
And it was hilarious

Next i’m going to imagine you dressed up like Godzilla and trying to eat a tree