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[that tilde..................]

It does get tedious reading only fairy tales.

[she'll commiserate with mr. tilde... Okuni's read maybe like half of the stuff there in a desperate attempt to figure out what the heck is going on, but to no avail.]

does cursed count as a blood type?

[ He's only ever found a few tidbits left behind, especially after coxing (annoying) a guy into telling him what books he's written in to with information. ]

Not really, no.
But that doesn't mean I can't drink it.

What kind of curse are you talking about?

["can't drink it"

HOLD UP!!!!!!!!!!]

[Okuni finally takes the time to read all these other public forum replies.]

I knew you were very very very old but I didn't know you had other weird habits, kuro-jiji

[she thought Crowley was like some kind of European spirit thing a la a tsukumogami, she didn't even ask what kind.... The More You Know]

anyway forget about the cursed blood for a second and tell me more about vampires! is drinking blood all you do? is that why you still look kind of young but not that young? does your head fly off and sneak into people's rooms in order to drink from them like a nukekubi?

You have to make life exciting when you're my age, puppy.

Actually, I basically had an interview with a kid not too long ago all about vampires. But I will say that while I can take my head off it can't move around on its own, so I'm really glad that I can disappoint you.
Tell me about the cursed blood.
Don't tell me~ You're actually a puppy stuck inside that body of yours? It'd explain why your personality and face don't match.

[there’s just so many offensive things in this statement that Okuni can’t even START? WHY DOES IT START WITH PUPPY AND END WITH PUPPY]

I thought this before, but I think there’s absolutely no way you don't have any feelings. There’s no way someone without feelings could be as annoying as you.

[ because... puppy... ]

I can tell you honestly that I feel absolutely no joy in any conversations I'm having right now.

[crowley: i feel no joy right now
also crowley: :3c]

you're being mean to ichi-chan and you're not deriving any joy from it? really!

[HMM, DOUBT.PNG]

[ i wish i could be like slaps knee but he really feels Nothing and i hate it ]

I've stabbed the guy before.
Being mean to him through messages is really boring.

[Guren gets stabbed by a vampire and decides to let him suck his blood for an indeterminate amount of time??? WHY??????

but at this point Okuni can safely say that she isn't surprised.]

well don't stab him again! he's stressed and tired and old, even if he's not as old as you

I'm still interested in making you feel real feelings, but I don't want to volunteer my blood. you'll probably end up turning into something more annoying than what you are now.

[like..... a giant st.bernard or something]

He's probably going to stab me soon enough, but I'll listen to you just this once and let him go off without a scratch.

What are you? A witch? Should I start watching what I say before you put a curse on me?

[She's glad she has it in writing but SHE ALSO HAS DOUBT... what if both of these gramps end up in fisticuffs and stabbing each other over something stupid......]

no way! if I could do something like that, then I would have already turned you into a cat by now.

[okuni would let him have the cat life that crowley lowkey wants]

I only meant you could turn into something if you drank some, but that's all I'm going to say about it.

[She's sure Crowley wouldn't care enough to actually use the Orochi curse to his advantage, but the rest of the town is a whole other story... It would be just her luck if Nobunaga or his lackeys showed up here and were smart enough to read the forum.]

[ If Crowley was capable of reading minds (and fortunately he can't), he'd encourage her to keep it all to herself. Everything, in fact, which probably isn't helpful at all but you know!!! ]

Alright, alright.
That's a little like my condition.

[ Wait. He's gotta.... kinda go private for this. Wow. ]

Because I'm a powerful enough vampire, I'm able to turn humans into one of my own using my blood.
I have zero intentions of turning anyone, but I think that's something you need to know in case a certain someone from my world appears, little puppy.
I'd really hate for you to fall into one of his tricks.

[ or anyone but like whatever ]

[THANKS CROWLEY, it’s the possible thought that counts.

Okuni is surprised at the private filter, so even Crowley has things he thinks it’s a pain to talk about out in the open, huh. See, Crowley surely has some kind of feeling. Or at least, he has things he doesn't want to happen...

He can turn people into something like himself too?? None of the vampire myths Okuni knows ever mentions that.]

Don’t add little! Puppy is bad enough on its own!
I would thank you for the warning, but you’re being too vague. Who’s this certain someone? And how does it work? Would I be in danger of turning into a vampire if I accidentally touch it? Or does it take more than that?

You're like what... 4'11?
You're little.

His name if Ferid Bathory. Has long, white hair and red eyes.
The guy is a hell of a lot stronger than I am and tends to play cruel pranks, so just steer clear of him completely.

Touching it won't be a problem, it's drinking it. And you only need a little bit of blood for it to completely change you for good.

No, that’s just your eyesight failing with age, gramps!!!!
anyway i'll remember your warning, so don't worry! Whether it’s touching or drinking blood, I definitely won’t do either of those things. And if I see this Ferid person, then I’ll do my best to shove him back down the well.

It'd be best not to provoke him.
I'm serious, Okuni, if that guy appears don't engage.

[Just the fact that Crowley's calling her by name gets Okuni to uncharacteristically behave for a moment. (true puppy behavior). That, and the fact that he sounds serious. He must have feelings after all, Okuni thinks, before replying.]

ohhhhhh fine. I already know you, so I'm not that interested in getting to know another vampire anyway
you and ichi-chan are pretty similar

[In that Crowley's nagging sounds like Guren's!!! still, totally twinsies]

Don't make it sound like I'm jealous or something.
If you're interested in vampires then go get 'em.
Just not this one.

What do you mean? No we're not.
I'm gonna tell him you said that.

You're the one who said it, not me! and anyway, jealousy is good for you mr i don't have feelings.

He nags me just like you do! And then he pretends that he wasn't nagging out of concern just like you! Maybe that's one of the reasons why you two fight? We always end up hating the people who remind us of ourselves.

I'm not going to get jealous.
I'm a grown ass man.

......................

I'm going to throw you across the forest.

Can you really do that? Do you think you can get me all the way across with all your old man strength? I know Ichi-chan definitely can't!

[THROW HER!! ACROSS THE FOREST!!!]

I can promise you that I can definitely chuck you so far across that you'll probably find us a new location.

Let's do it! Throw me as far as you can, gramps!

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