USER: #A30414

[eusford]

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Hi there.
I'll keep this short and sweet, cause I'm sure you guys hate to read as much as I do, I have a quick question for everyone: What's your blood type?

This isn't for some compatibility thing.
I mean I guess.
I'm just curious.

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[eusford]

Blood tasting!
It's like wine tasting but you know... with blood.

[underworldpianist]

I see.

Well, I'm the party least likely to fuss about it, so if you're curious for reasons, I'll play test subject.

I just hope beings from hell don't give you a sour stomach.

[eusford]

Hmm... I’m not too sure, myself, but considering what goes on in our world I doubt it?
I mean me dying wouldn’t even be the worst part.

[underworldpianist]

Well, if you're interested and it keeps you away from some of the humans, you're welcome to try.

[eusford]

Are you scared that I'll start targeting humans or something?

[underworldpianist]

I wouldn't say scared. There will always be some collateral when dealing with such situations and, of course, hunger is hunger. I just wouldn't want it to become a bigger problem.

My jurisdiction is usually just spirits and the undead. If I have to extend out to dealing with other immortals and demons, it would be a lot of paperwork when I get home.

[eusford]

Well you don't have to worry about it becoming a problem. I'm not the type to start problems randomly~ That job belongs to someone else.

So have you never dealt with vampires before?

[underworldpianist]

That's good to know! I'll hold you to it.

No, not so far.

[eusford]

Well you'll be happy to know that I'm an incredibly lazy creature. Probably the laziest of our kind, really, but don't try dissecting me or anything.

But you mentioned a being from hell earlier...
As someone who was once in the crusades, that's pretty interesting, do you mind elaborating?

[underworldpianist]

I wouldn't dissect anyone. I'm more a firearms kind of person, if I'm being honest.

The crusades? So you've also been around a while. My kind have been described as escorts or jailers. We bring souls that need to face judgment to hell. My team mostly focuses on those that refuse to pass on and are wreaking havoc on the living.

[eusford]

Well don't shoot me either.

Oh. Well that's... interesting.
Maybe you ran into someone I knew back in the day, that'd be pretty interesting.
Though I can't say I'm very envious. Sounds like you've been alive for way too long.

[underworldpianist]

If I don't have a reason, I won't ever need to.

It's been quite a long time! But it hasn't been a bad time by any means. It seems like I'm in a small club when it comes to being complacent in a long lifespan.

[eusford]

A small club, huh?
So do you guys age?

[underworldpianist]

We might mature some physically, but otherwise, not really.

[eusford]

So similar to a half vampire... kinda.
I've stopped aging the second I consumed human blood, so my body is still physically of when I was...

I wanna say twenty-five. Let's go with that.

So are your kind capable of dying? Or do you guys disappear??

[underworldpianist]

Ah, well, from my understanding your kind is similar to the undead in that respect so I am unsurprised.

No, no death. We regenerate pretty quickly, too. For the most part, even brain damage is a short-term inconvenience.

[eusford]

So if someone decapitated you you can just put your head back on and call it a day?

[underworldpianist]

Someone would have to put it on for me and it wouldn't be instantaneous but... more or less.

If they didn't put it back, it would just grow back in a day or two.

[eusford]

...

Can we like... test that out?

[underworldpianist]

Sorry, not interested!

[eusford]

Come on!
You won't die.

[underworldpianist]

I might not die.

But I don't consider it fun.

[eusford]

[ boo ]

Not even if I give you the option to cut my head off?

[underworldpianist]

I'm more a firearms person.

[eusford]

Then blow it off.