USER: #A30414

[eusford]

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Hi there.
I'll keep this short and sweet, cause I'm sure you guys hate to read as much as I do, I have a quick question for everyone: What's your blood type?

This isn't for some compatibility thing.
I mean I guess.
I'm just curious.

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[eusford]

So if it's a mutation it's not 100% human, right?
But I'll just say you're a B+ type.

It could be! Knowing your blood type is actually pretty important for different reasons, though I can't say that I know much about the whole personality thing.
If you're curious you're probably better off asking someone else.

[parodeity]

honestly i know like none of my medical information
im not even 100% certain i got all my shots
in fact
i sort of doubt i did

[eusford]

So what you're telling me is that you could have rabies.

What you're telling EVERYONE right now... is that you could have rabies.

[parodeity]

no b/c im pretty sure rabies kills you like
VERY QUICKLY
and permanently
isnt it 100% fatal or something dumb

[eusford]

I'm a vampire who was born in the 13th century and I never tried being a professor so you tell me.

[parodeity]

im pretty sure thats a thing
also what does being born in the 13th century have to do with it
do you never read anymore
like you got out of the 13th century and you were just like
FUCK keeping up with current events

[eusford]

Not every book is in Latin.
I can't fucking read.

Jokes aside, I wish I could say yes. But at the same time I'm not an expert on rabies and what all it can do to a human being, especially since it can't really do anything to me.

[parodeity]

so like you cant get colds or anything
thats pretty sweet as far as vampiric perks go

[eusford]

Nope! Diseases just roll off of me.

What all do you know about vampires?

[parodeity]

well
not sure it qualifies here in this scenario
the only vampire i know is also an alien???
that may or may not change some of the details
for example she glows in the dark sometimes

[eusford]

Okay yeah I definitely can't do that.
I'm the same in the dark and only catch on fire when I step out into the sunlight.
Does your friend do that?

[parodeity]

nah shes fine in the sunlight
but again
alien vampire so