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[asano_san]

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I just hung upside down for hours and hours! I think it was all day!

[It was a few hours. In a trap, though, so there is some real reason to cry.]

Am I going to die now?

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#9E8D50

[promissum]

I haven't seen any Deaths around. You'll be fine.

If you're worried, you should have some sardines!

[asano_san]

You haven't seen any Deaths? Whatever that is, I'm not dead yet! That's my point! But maybe they'll be here in another couple of hours!

Will it do any good if the sardines don't have any color?

[He's never looked for sardines, so he's not sure where they fall on the ashy and tasteless scale.]

[promissum]

You may know them as "Grim Reapers". Anyway, this place seems completely cut off from the Netherworld I wouldn't worry about dying. [There's maybe a different reason Val isn't worried, but his "advice" remains.]

They might be a strange orange color in this world, but they still taste the way they should! Sardines are an essential part of keeping a healthy immune system.

[asano_san]

I don't need to know how to keep a healthy immune system! I need to know how not to die in the next ten minutes!

Then the Grim Reapers or Soul Reapers or whatever they are will show up after all!

[promissum]

Why are you so convinced you're going to die? The human body might not be resilient, but thinking such negative thoughts won't help it!

Think of living!

[asano_san]

I'm thinking of living! I'm thinking about how I want to live!

I just want to make sure that's going to keep happening!

[promissum]

GOOD!

Humans don't die from hanging upside down. Why did you do it if you were so convinced you were going to die?

[asano_san]

I didn't have a choice! I got caught in a trap.

[promissum]

Pay attention to your surroundings!

[asano_san]

Don't blame me! Blame the people who make pits and traps for me to get caught in!

[promissum]

I will not blame them for making a successful trap!

They were working hard to make those traps. If you don't want to be caught, pay attention to your surroundings! Only a fool doesn't survey the field!

[asano_san]

Survey the field?

I'm not in a battle!

[promissum]

If there's a trap, it's a battle!

[asano_san]

But I don't know there's going to be a trap ahead of time.

[promissum]

Now you've been caught by one. You've been warned.

[asano_san]

You mean I'm supposed to walk around like there's a trap waiting for me all the time?

[promissum]

Yes.

The other option would be to not leave your house.

[asano_san]

I'm not supposed to do that anymore.

[promissum]

Then start watching your feet.

[asano_san]

I'll never look up again.

#99FFFF

[usedlick]

It's possible to die if it causes you to suffer a brain hemorrhage. But since you're still alive and able to type, you'll probably be fine.

[asano_san]

Probably?????

I need better than probably!

[usedlick]

I'm not a healthcare android so I can't say for sure, especially without seeing you, but I would estimate your chance of death is less than one percent.

[asano_san]

You're an android?

But I don't have good luck. If there's a less than one percent chance, it could still happen to me!

#ffff99

[troubadamsel]

[... sigh.]

How are you feeling?