#AED6F1

[asano_san]

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I just hung upside down for hours and hours! I think it was all day!

[It was a few hours. In a trap, though, so there is some real reason to cry.]

Am I going to die now?

Comments

#9E8D50

[promissum]

I haven't seen any Deaths around. You'll be fine.

If you're worried, you should have some sardines!

[asano_san]

You haven't seen any Deaths? Whatever that is, I'm not dead yet! That's my point! But maybe they'll be here in another couple of hours!

Will it do any good if the sardines don't have any color?

[He's never looked for sardines, so he's not sure where they fall on the ashy and tasteless scale.]

[promissum]

You may know them as "Grim Reapers". Anyway, this place seems completely cut off from the Netherworld I wouldn't worry about dying. [There's maybe a different reason Val isn't worried, but his "advice" remains.]

They might be a strange orange color in this world, but they still taste the way they should! Sardines are an essential part of keeping a healthy immune system.

[asano_san]

I don't need to know how to keep a healthy immune system! I need to know how not to die in the next ten minutes!

Then the Grim Reapers or Soul Reapers or whatever they are will show up after all!

#99FFFF

[usedlick]

It's possible to die if it causes you to suffer a brain hemorrhage. But since you're still alive and able to type, you'll probably be fine.

[asano_san]

Probably?????

I need better than probably!

[usedlick]

I'm not a healthcare android so I can't say for sure, especially without seeing you, but I would estimate your chance of death is less than one percent.

#ffff99

[troubadamsel]

[... sigh.]

How are you feeling?

[asano_san]

What do you mean, how am I feeling?

Like all the blood went to my head for hours!

[troubadamsel]

I mean your physical condition! If you want us to tell if you should be worried, we need symptoms.

#ff3333

[robitussin]

more importantly, why did you do that in the first place

[asano_san]

I didn't do it on purpose!

I got caught in a trap.

[robitussin]

oh

what kind of trap?

#FBFBC1

[catlady]

[  Meow.  ]

Well, you managed to type a coherent post and the response indicates you're still conscious, so I'd say you stand a good chance of being just fine.

[asano_san]

I never passed out!

[That would have made the whole experience easier.]

You don't think there's anything that could be waiting to creep up on me?

[catlady]

The greatest concerns involved with hanging upside down for an extended period of time are all things that would have killed you while you were still hanging upside down. I don't think you've got much to worry about now, kid.

What exactly happened to you, anyway?

#00002a

[deathscyther]

If you're typing you're fine.

Why were you hanging upside down for hours?

[asano_san]

For now. Maybe it's taking its time!

I didn't do it for fun! I walked into a trap!

[deathscyther]

Trust me, you would already be dead. You're fine.

What kind of trap got you hanging like that? Someone put snares for game out?

#922B21

[osuni]

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haha!

[that's it, that's the text]

[asano_san]

You think it's funny?!?!

[osuni]

What a silly question. How could the sight of you hanging upside down like that not be funny?

#E07CA0

[thriftea]

[Color!]

i don't think you're going to die ... but what we did to you was still bad. i'm really, really, REALLY sorry, keigo!

if you start feeling weird, let me know, okay? i'll come over and help you!!!!!!

[asano_san]

[Keigo tells himself to stay strong! Ochako may be cute, but she's not getting off that easily here!]

You don't THINK I'm going to die.

But you don't know!

[thriftea]

[KEIGO!!!]

you're DEFINITELY not going to die! i believe in you!!!!

do you want me to find a healer? i can ask maya to help you! [But that means she'll have to explain what, exactly, she did to keigo, so actually—] or i can bring you whatever you need!!!