#2471A3

[unfatalist]

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It is my pleasure to report that on this day in history, 34 days ANB, five presumably healthy kittens have been born to proud feline parents Pearl and Pennyworth. This joyous occasion came about with a marked lack of fuss on the part of the radiant mother, and an inversely proportional amount of fuss on the part of those of us who had the dubious honor of discovering precisely where she chose to settle in and birth her kittens.

Noct, Prompto, I'll be expecting assistance with the laundry.

Though it's my understanding that the kittens won't be old enough to leave their mother for several weeks at least, I do recall that a handful of residents had expressed interest in adopting one. If those of you who expressed prior interest would care for a brief visitation at some point in the interim, I'm certain that can be easily arranged.

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#FFF59D

[photoshooter]

@everyone SEE ME FOR KITTEN PIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[unfatalist]

I'd prefer to see you helping to wash the bedding, frankly.

[photoshooter]

i will but come on she's licking all the gross stuff off them! it's so sweet and caring and loving!!! i'll never get a chance like this AGAIN, iggy!!!!!!

[unfatalist]

Since when is "licking gross stuff" off of —

Actually, no, I'm not even going to deign to finish that sentence. Good heavens.

Just how many have you taken so far?

[photoshooter]

too much math = not enough pictures!

[unfatalist]

Bear in mind you've got eight more weeks' worth of pictures to take. Don't fill your memory card too quickly.

[photoshooter]

you know i only keep the good ones! also, you're a spoilsport. ( ≧Д≦)

[unfatalist]

They're newborn kittens, Prompto. All of them are "the good ones".

[photoshooter]

ok true BUT! we all have to make sacrifices. like the way you won't let us keep them all. ( ಡ ﹏ ಡ ) are you saying they're not good ones too, iggy??

[unfatalist]

WE ARE NOT KEEPING FIVE KITTENS*.

*capitalization used for strenuous emphasis, not aggression or meme.

[photoshooter]

we could keep A kitten!

[unfatalist]

We have a cat already, as you may recall, being that she's the one who started this whole mess to begin with.

[photoshooter]

maayyybeee if she had another kitty around she wouldn't get lonesome and, uh, "start messes" with boy cats down the street.

[unfatalist]

Are you really suggesting motherhood would somehow make her proclivities less...liberal, as it were? She's a cat.

[photoshooter]

i just wanna keep as many baby kitties here as long as possible. (๑>ㅂ•)و✧

[unfatalist]

Rest assured, by the time they're ready to leave the figurative nest, they won't be babies anymore. You'll have plenty of time with them.

[photoshooter]

noooo then i'll be attached! you're gonna take our babies away after we sleep with them every night???

[unfatalist]

I'm suddenly incredibly concerned about what you mean by "sleep with them every night".

They're not staying in the bed.

[photoshooter]

what, why not?!!

[unfatalist]

Because we sleep there?

[photoshooter]

exactly!!!!

[unfatalist]

Meaning we can't both sleep there. The bed isn't big enough for the lot of us.

[photoshooter]

but they're so tiny!! there's plenty of room! i can fit at the foot of the bed!