#2471A3

[unfatalist]

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It is my pleasure to report that on this day in history, 34 days ANB, five presumably healthy kittens have been born to proud feline parents Pearl and Pennyworth. This joyous occasion came about with a marked lack of fuss on the part of the radiant mother, and an inversely proportional amount of fuss on the part of those of us who had the dubious honor of discovering precisely where she chose to settle in and birth her kittens.

Noct, Prompto, I'll be expecting assistance with the laundry.

Though it's my understanding that the kittens won't be old enough to leave their mother for several weeks at least, I do recall that a handful of residents had expressed interest in adopting one. If those of you who expressed prior interest would care for a brief visitation at some point in the interim, I'm certain that can be easily arranged.

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[nascere]

??
dont go

[photoshooter]

okay but what're you gonna do when you do want some alone time together??

[nascere]

[ um........... ]

im not gonna do anything weird
wait how'd you know

[photoshooter]

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did you seriously think i didn't know????? nOCT I LIVE WITH YOU GUYS!!!!

[nascere]

yeah but im totally great at keeping secrets??

[ NO HE ISNT ]

[photoshooter]

NOCT I'VE KNOWN FOR MONTHS!!! U GUYS ARE SUBTLE AS ROCKS!

[nascere]

[ oh.

oh, shit -- ]

does this mean ppl know??

[photoshooter]

p sure everyone in the house knows. probably other ppl too. idk you could ask around, but c'mon dude, you guys were canoodling or whatever up on the roof, that's in plain view of everyone!!!

[nascere]

[ omgggg help him ]

what were you perverts doing looking up at rooftops anyway???/

[photoshooter]

idk dude, i guess iggy FALLING OFF one sorta grabs the attention??!

[unfatalist]

That was an ACCIDENT.

[photoshooter]

which makes it even weirder. ( ˇ÷ˇ　 )

[nascere]

what iggy said
an accident!!!!

[photoshooter]

because IGNIS has so many *ACCIDENTS*.

[nascere]

well maybe there was something slippery on the roof so
he tripped

[photoshooter]

hmmmm, yeah, maybe you're right! in fact, maybe he was

~*d~i~s~t~r~a~c~t~e~d*~.

[nascere]

it really was an accident
i didn't mean to
i mean
those kites

[photoshooter]

oh yeaaaah, the KITES. man those must have been something to take up both you guys' attention so much, wish i could've seen 'em!

[nascere]

they flew away!
i mean you know kites, right

[ noctis is floundering SOMEONE HELP ]

[photoshooter]

oh sure bcuz i like everyone else grew up with the traditional lucian pastime of ROOFTOP KITE FLYING

IN THE SUMMER

WHEN THE WIND SUCKS.

[nascere]

ok wise guy
what do you think happened

[photoshooter]

~smooch smooch smooch~
♡♡+.ﾟ(ღ ･ิ◡･ิ)ε ▨ ღ).ﾟ+.ﾟ
.ﾟ+.ﾟ(◦˘ З(◦▨ں▨◦)♡ ♡♡+.ﾟ

BUT THEN!

you --> (｡•ิ‿ -〃)づ (__!__) <----- THE BUTT

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! づ(__!__) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
T O U C H

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and that's why we have guardrails on the roof now.

[nascere]

that's
um

[photoshooter]

omg is that what actually happened???!?!

[nascere]

not quite
hey wait why are we talking about this HERE
PROMPTO