USER: #E00707 - this is halloween halloween halloween

[parodeity]

[ USER: #E00707 in this lovely color ]

looks like the update to our monthly fairy tale is something something something split path
who wants to take bets on what monsieur blue finds at the other end
ghosts goblins ghouls
maybe a zombie or two
or like
the bird???

but yeah happy halloween i guess
im just fucking assuming its probably near halloween
since the quests are very halloween themed and it seems to be fall
for those who dont know what halloween is bc youre from universes without halloween in a tragic twist of fate
it is an overcommercialized version of a holiday that once was absolutely fucking nothing like what it bcame
which is like a night where you go around the neighborhood and shake people down for candy
while dressed in some inane costume of like a cat or a ghost or a ghostbuster
in the dead of night when your neighbors probably just want to go the fuck to sleep or relax on their sofas watching home improvement shows
but hey anything for candy right

so bottom line its octoberish maybe
for anyone who uses that system of dates
btw we should come up with a month and day system
does anyone care if we do seven day weeks four week months and twelve month years or do we gotta hash that out
i was supposed to ask a while ago
but i forgot

also
the garden is now transformed into a pumpkin patch with optional trick or treat trail
i have put up lazy barriers to keep out the apparently invading skeleton army
which
doesnt seem that threatening honestly
we should keep them around for the ambiance
but anyway dress up as some sort of creature or character or object or what have you
and come hand out treats
or if you are okuni i suppose play tricks on ppl
hi okuni
anyway yeah ill keep this running for like the whole month stop by whenever
im going to make masterpiece pumpkins and we should absolutely have a pumpkin carving contest
which i will obviously demolish you all in

[ he very much Will Not, but dave will try anyway. the game-mingle for pumpkin carving + trick or treating can be found over here!!! ]

Comments

[parodeity]

PLEASE take me on a ghost adventure

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There aren't any ghost IN Chroma.

[parodeity]

ive seen some in the woods
and i have a skeleton of some old lady in my house
do those help

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Have you gotten close to the ghosts in the woods?
WHY do you have a skeleton of an old lady in your house?

[parodeity]

she fell out of a closet and it felt rude to kick her out
lady tibia is very refined
and yes i think???
or sentient shadows
one of the two

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You could have always buried her.
In that case, I hope you dressed her up properly.
Otherwise she might come back to haunt you to preserve her modesty.

Huh, guess I should be doing my ghost-hunting in the forest then.
If you aren't afraid of the forest at night, you can come along.
Though it might be dangerous.

[parodeity]

no shes my roommate
and of course
i found her a fancyish dress and cleaned her up and everything

im not afraid of the forest at night
and if you want another body my pal john can come along
weve got sweet powers well probably be fine
besides hell like you
i mean yes he likes everyone but that aside

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I'm glad Lady Tibia is well looked after.

Sure, why not? The more the merrier... or something like that.
Just a fair warning, the ghosts might be hostile and try to kill us all.
So we might need some sweet powers to fight them.

He can't possibly like EVERYONE, can he?

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i can stop time and time travel outside of the town and also fly and move real fast
john can control the wind and also turn into it
we got you covered on sweet powers

also pretty much everyone???
hes like a really friendly puppy
not that ive ever met a not friendly puppy

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Sounds like it'll be fun.
I'll let you know when I'm ready to go.
Though if John can turn OTHER PEOPLE into wind, please inform him that I'm off limits.
Done it once and hated it.

Seems like the kind of guy you gotta keep an eye on.
To make sure he doesn't make friends with the wrong sort.

[parodeity]

sure text me whenever or look us up in the purple house w ivy in ruga
also he cant do that
as far as i know????
fuck i hope he cant do that
please dont give him ideas

also yeah a little bit
but honestly his luck factor is p high
so usually he ends up fine

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Absolutely.
Just gotta put a team together for this.
Trust me, I won't be giving John any ideas.

Between his luck and you, sounds like he's set then.

[parodeity]

cool just lmk when its go time
i can pretty much make time for whatever whenever

one can only hope thats the case
i worry anyway

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Will do.
Also, I'm not sure if I should take that as a joke or if you can really make time.

Surround him with people who will stop him from doing dumb things.
That generally seems to work.
It's like bubble wrap except with people instead of plastic.

[parodeity]

i mean
i can loop around in it so it depends on your definition of "make"

also that is my usual plan but im missing two of my co-conspirators
lazy broads

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Does that mean there could be two of you around in one time frame?

A lot of the people here seem pretty good.
You could probably rope a couple of them in to conspire with until your group's back together.

[parodeity]

yes
but they would both be me
unless one was from an alternate timeline but im pretty sure that wont happen here
time is like a ribbon you can fold back and forth
but also
it is basically meaningless because you can do whatever with time if you put your mind to it
the ribbon is just a useful metaphor to explain looping

i absolutely should
you want in on this action

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Yeah, I'm not even going to pretend I understand the first thing about time travel.
Except the fact that it gives me a headache thinking about it too much.
And that time shenanigans can be hell.

I mean, you could recruit me but you do realize that I've never even talked to the guy before.

[parodeity]

yeah this is great
like
youll be a sleeper agent

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I'll be the best agente dormiente you've ever seen.

[parodeity]

excellent
it pays in apple flavored treats probably
anyway on that note i should jet
talk to you later man

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I suppose apples are an acceptable payment.
Yeah, I'll let you know when.