USER: #E00707 - this is halloween halloween halloween

[parodeity]

[ USER: #E00707 in this lovely color ]

looks like the update to our monthly fairy tale is something something something split path
who wants to take bets on what monsieur blue finds at the other end
ghosts goblins ghouls
maybe a zombie or two
or like
the bird???

but yeah happy halloween i guess
im just fucking assuming its probably near halloween
since the quests are very halloween themed and it seems to be fall
for those who dont know what halloween is bc youre from universes without halloween in a tragic twist of fate
it is an overcommercialized version of a holiday that once was absolutely fucking nothing like what it bcame
which is like a night where you go around the neighborhood and shake people down for candy
while dressed in some inane costume of like a cat or a ghost or a ghostbuster
in the dead of night when your neighbors probably just want to go the fuck to sleep or relax on their sofas watching home improvement shows
but hey anything for candy right

so bottom line its octoberish maybe
for anyone who uses that system of dates
btw we should come up with a month and day system
does anyone care if we do seven day weeks four week months and twelve month years or do we gotta hash that out
i was supposed to ask a while ago
but i forgot

also
the garden is now transformed into a pumpkin patch with optional trick or treat trail
i have put up lazy barriers to keep out the apparently invading skeleton army
which
doesnt seem that threatening honestly
we should keep them around for the ambiance
but anyway dress up as some sort of creature or character or object or what have you
and come hand out treats
or if you are okuni i suppose play tricks on ppl
hi okuni
anyway yeah ill keep this running for like the whole month stop by whenever
im going to make masterpiece pumpkins and we should absolutely have a pumpkin carving contest
which i will obviously demolish you all in

[ he very much Will Not, but dave will try anyway. the game-mingle for pumpkin carving + trick or treating can be found over here!!! ]

Comments

[unfatalist]

I'm told that the proper consistency is sweet and flaky with a sort of jam-like filling. I'm not sure how to describe the taste otherwise, other than that it's, well, a berry.

But that's marvelous to hear. The next time we're both in the garden, perhaps?

[parodeity]

sure thing its a plan
also i want to have one of these pastries after you make them please

[unfatalist]

Oh, of course. I usually make enough to share; it's actually surprisingly difficult to make just one pastry, believe it or not.

[parodeity]

i bet that has to do with human nature
because like you always want more than one pastry
were made to want multiple pastries

but also its a lot of effort to extend for one thing when you could be making multiple things i assume

[unfatalist]

More the latter than the former, yes, though having baked for teenage boys for many years now, I wouldn't discount the former, either.

[parodeity]

youd be the best personal chef

[unfatalist]

More than one person has tried to steal me away before, but as yet no one has succeeded.

Not surprisingly, Noctis tends to have choice words for anyone who dares make the attempt, which I'm sure has something to do with it.

[parodeity]

im tempted to make the attempt to see what choice words he knows tbh

[unfatalist]

Make sure to invite me to watch, if ever you do. That's a show I'd very much like to see.

[parodeity]

do you think hell teach me any cool new words if i do

[unfatalist]

I suppose that depends on the extensiveness of your existing vocabulary, doesn't it?

[parodeity]

so the chances arent high

[unfatalist]

Signs point to no.