USER: #E00707 - this is halloween halloween halloween

[parodeity]

[ USER: #E00707 in this lovely color ]

looks like the update to our monthly fairy tale is something something something split path
who wants to take bets on what monsieur blue finds at the other end
ghosts goblins ghouls
maybe a zombie or two
or like
the bird???

but yeah happy halloween i guess
im just fucking assuming its probably near halloween
since the quests are very halloween themed and it seems to be fall
for those who dont know what halloween is bc youre from universes without halloween in a tragic twist of fate
it is an overcommercialized version of a holiday that once was absolutely fucking nothing like what it bcame
which is like a night where you go around the neighborhood and shake people down for candy
while dressed in some inane costume of like a cat or a ghost or a ghostbuster
in the dead of night when your neighbors probably just want to go the fuck to sleep or relax on their sofas watching home improvement shows
but hey anything for candy right

so bottom line its octoberish maybe
for anyone who uses that system of dates
btw we should come up with a month and day system
does anyone care if we do seven day weeks four week months and twelve month years or do we gotta hash that out
i was supposed to ask a while ago
but i forgot

also
the garden is now transformed into a pumpkin patch with optional trick or treat trail
i have put up lazy barriers to keep out the apparently invading skeleton army
which
doesnt seem that threatening honestly
we should keep them around for the ambiance
but anyway dress up as some sort of creature or character or object or what have you
and come hand out treats
or if you are okuni i suppose play tricks on ppl
hi okuni
anyway yeah ill keep this running for like the whole month stop by whenever
im going to make masterpiece pumpkins and we should absolutely have a pumpkin carving contest
which i will obviously demolish you all in

[ he very much Will Not, but dave will try anyway. the game-mingle for pumpkin carving + trick or treating can be found over here!!! ]

Comments

[parodeity]

1 ok what 2 other things do you think hes gonna find then
2 yeah i figure we hit october first??? was probably when the quests went live??? unless its secretly october 15th
who even knows
3 the skeleton war was always inside us all along

[retrobeats]

1: isn't that the million dollar question!
uhhhh ok i'm gonna guess some kinda wise talking animal mentor and a monster, maybe not even in that order
2: foiled again by #FFFFFF's weird aversion to things with actual dates or information on them!!
oh hey that's an idea tho
maybe if we counted the days between quests going up we'd be able to find the pattern
3: LMAO i see what ya did there
tbh i was almost worried right up to the moment i took one out by opening a door into it. rip mr bones

[parodeity]

1 wise talking animal mentor is actually a good guess
you know
i kinda want one of those
2 i do that
i mean ive always kinda done that without meaning to
theres give or take about a month between each
3 now youre a fully blooded member of the skeleton defense squad

[retrobeats]

ok so i was gonna keep the numbers going but you've just raised a super important and pressing question and i need that answered first
can we really call it fully blooded if skeletons don't have blood??

[parodeity]

what do you suggest we call it then

[retrobeats]

oh no
i can suddenly see with total clarity where this road leads and i am not falling into the trap of any accidental bone-related innuendos

[parodeity]

but that is the best place to fall

[retrobeats]

you've forced my hand!!
i mean fully boned is obvious but also not very creative