USER: #E00707 - this is halloween halloween halloween

[parodeity]

[ USER: #E00707 in this lovely color ]

looks like the update to our monthly fairy tale is something something something split path
who wants to take bets on what monsieur blue finds at the other end
ghosts goblins ghouls
maybe a zombie or two
or like
the bird???

but yeah happy halloween i guess
im just fucking assuming its probably near halloween
since the quests are very halloween themed and it seems to be fall
for those who dont know what halloween is bc youre from universes without halloween in a tragic twist of fate
it is an overcommercialized version of a holiday that once was absolutely fucking nothing like what it bcame
which is like a night where you go around the neighborhood and shake people down for candy
while dressed in some inane costume of like a cat or a ghost or a ghostbuster
in the dead of night when your neighbors probably just want to go the fuck to sleep or relax on their sofas watching home improvement shows
but hey anything for candy right

so bottom line its octoberish maybe
for anyone who uses that system of dates
btw we should come up with a month and day system
does anyone care if we do seven day weeks four week months and twelve month years or do we gotta hash that out
i was supposed to ask a while ago
but i forgot

also
the garden is now transformed into a pumpkin patch with optional trick or treat trail
i have put up lazy barriers to keep out the apparently invading skeleton army
which
doesnt seem that threatening honestly
we should keep them around for the ambiance
but anyway dress up as some sort of creature or character or object or what have you
and come hand out treats
or if you are okuni i suppose play tricks on ppl
hi okuni
anyway yeah ill keep this running for like the whole month stop by whenever
im going to make masterpiece pumpkins and we should absolutely have a pumpkin carving contest
which i will obviously demolish you all in

[ he very much Will Not, but dave will try anyway. the game-mingle for pumpkin carving + trick or treating can be found over here!!! ]

Comments

[ditherer]

That's very profound.

[parodeity]

im a regular philosopher

[ditherer]

A man of many talents, I see.

[parodeity]

its quite possible im the most talented guy here
we should make a walk of fame and put my name down in a cement star
everyone in chroma can go and admire it and takes sketches by it

[ditherer]

Make a request to our mysterious #FFFFFF, then. Or to whoever builds things around here.

[parodeity]

the dude doesnt seem to have messages turned on unforutnately

[ditherer]

Well, that's unfortunate. It looks like we'll have to do the labour ourselves.

[parodeity]

are you down to help me out with it

[ditherer]

Is there anything better to do here?

[parodeity]

extremely good point
im surprised we havent started a knitting circle yet out of sheer boredom

[ditherer]

Maybe there is one and you just don't know it.

[parodeity]

are you suggesting theres an underground knitting circle specifically conspiring to keep me from knowing of its existence
dude
are you running an underground knitting circle

[ditherer]

Maybe I am.

[parodeity]

i cant believe this
top ten anime betrayals

[ditherer]

Sorry, what?

[parodeity]

it means youre my fake arch nemesis

[ditherer]

Only fake?

[parodeity]

are you implying youre my REAL arch nemesis
youre not weird enough for that
my villain hitlist involves like at least 2 furries

[ditherer]

[he's a fish, is that close enough to being a furry.]

Sounds complicated.

[parodeity]

my life in general is
anyway i think i just heard my roomie get home
so i should go bug him for lunch or something
ttyl man

[ditherer]

[he eyes the message for a long while, wondering what "ttyl" is supposed to mean...]

All right.