USER: #FFFFE0 - A Curfew

[regrede]

[ this delightful color. ]

Everyone here is entirely too loud. In the interest of my comfort, I propose quiet time from the hours of 0:00 to 23:59. I have graciously allowed you all a minute to be as noisy as you want. Those who do not comply may be subject to punishment via the elements of nature or the spirits of darkness.

In times of emergency, I’m willing to extend your free minute into a free hour, but wait for my word before you assume anything.

- Sierra

P.S. If anyone has any clothes in blue and would prefer a fetching shade of cyan or yellow instead, I’ll consider a trade.

Comments

[regrede]

Oh!

Zelda, dear, if it’s you, then don’t worry.

[withwisdom]

Worried? About what?

[ what should she worry about...... suspicious. ]

[regrede]

I would never attack you for a bit of noise. Feel free to be as loud as you like.

[withwisdom]

I wouldn't say I'm very loud to begin with! What are you scheming?

[ now she's starting to get a little scared. ]

[regrede]

I’m hurt. The only thing I’m scheming is a plan to allow everyone to get at least 23 hours of sleep a night.

[withwisdom]

Nobody sleeps for that long unless they are near the brink of death and you know it.

[ anything longer than twelve hour is just a coma. ]

[regrede]

I could sleep that long, easily.

[withwisdom]

Don't.

[ no laziness allowed. ]

[regrede]

I’m tired.

[ she’s tired right now, in fact!! ]

[withwisdom]

So am I.

[ tired of SIERRA, but also in general? she has great taste in friends. ]

[regrede]

Why not join me for a nap, then? I’m enforcing this curfew starting immediately.

[withwisdom]

23 hours is not a nap!

[ her pride is all that stops her from continuing this conversation, she's one of those types on the internet. ]

[regrede]

[ NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE IT ISN’T ]

You can tap out early if you must.

[withwisdom]

You're just purposefully missing my point now.

[regrede]

I’m just teasing you.

I really do sleep that much, though. I need it if I’m not drinking blood.

[withwisdom]

You can ask Valvatorez for some sardines. Apparently he keeps his own bloodlust at bay with them.

[ is this a serious suggestion? it's a mystery. ]

[regrede]

I don’t eat meat, and I especially do not eat sardines.

[ he already told her all about the wonders of those awful little fish. no thanks! ]

[withwisdom]

But they're a good source of nutrition. Or so he claims. It's been doing wonders for him.

[ omega-3 fatty acids, minerals, etc. she has no idea what most of it even means honestly, but he's very serious about it. ]

[regrede]

Yes, he already gave me the sales pitch.

I honestly can’t imagine anything more distasteful than a woman of my stature stooping to the level of eating sardines, when there are plenty of fruits and vegetables to have instead.

[ at least have a fancier fish than sardines! ]

[withwisdom]

They're just fish, Sierra, but fine. [ c'mon sierra. ] If things really are too noisy for you, I can see about making you earplugs.

[regrede]

If you would.

My hearing is painfully better than a human’s. I can hear things that you may not even know exist.

[ and isn’t that really the saddest thing of all! she mostly made this post to get a rise out of people and also hopefully get the more gullible ones to shut up, but it’s true that she’s more sensitive than most to loud sounds. ]

[withwisdom]

I'll do my best with what materials I can find. Maybe then you won't have to go through the trouble of enforcing this rigorous curfew.

[ she does believe her sincerity in it, and she'd like to help if she can manage it. sierra is a friend of hers, even if she's... well she has the personality that befits an immortal of her longevity, to put it simple and clean. ]

[regrede]

You’re a treasure, dear.

I’m still going to enforce the curfew, though.

[withwisdom]

So be it.

[ RIP. ]