#9b5148

[tosa]

(█████ color)

I'm looking for a woman who likes to bite people.

She turns into a BAT. /\/\/(｀⌒´)\/\/\

I never got her name and I've been looking all day.

(Context matters but no one tell him that. Or do.)

Comments

[tosa]

Wait, what's that supposed to mean?

[teradaya]

You're stubborn and reckless like me.

[troubadamsel]

Typically it depends on person to person, but in this case, perhaps not. If you want to define her in her animal form, use something like "cute" and "adorable".

[eusford]

Quit barking so loud, puppy.

[eusford]

I'm eight hundred, actually, but I guess that's a stones throw away from a thousand.
But that also means that I've spent some time in my life being a decent person --

actually I don't think I ever was, so you can just give up on me.

[tosa]

I'M A SWORD

[tosa]

I never give up on anyone!

It's never too late to learn if you really want to.

[eusford]

*A PUPPY

:3c

[eusford]

I really don't want to.

[tosa]

I'm a tsukumogami not an inugami!

[eusford]

WAN WAN WAN?

Sorry, I'm not that good at speaking dog. :/

[tosa]

Then you're hopeless.

[tosa]

SAY IT TO MY FACE

[eusford]

I mean I can if you want.

[tosa]

What did I just say?

( SAY IT TO HIS FACE. WHERE YOU AT, CROWLEY. )

[eusford]

You find me at the library.

Come here, doggy~ I've even got a bone you can pick at, if you want~

action!!!!!

[tosa]

( No response! Because guess who's going to go right to the library AND IMMEDIATELY YELL, )

Say it!

[eusford]

[ Guess who's reading the fucking bible while Mutsu gets mad? ]

Wan? [ Cue head tilt and feigning confusion. ] You got here fast, puppy, what a good boy!

1/idk

[tosa]

( Holy heck he actually said it to his face )

[tosa]

( Now he has to re-think his whole battle plan??? Because he can't just yell about how HE KNEW YOU WOULDN'T SAY IT because HE ACTUALLY SAID IT )

[tosa]

( HERE HE WAS, TRYING TO BE A GOOD BOY SWORD AND HE'S BEING TRIED. THIS IS A TRIAL. )

Wha-- I told ya I'm a sword!

THE END...

[tosa]

( He is a pacifist so he won't fight. But he'll definitely slam his hands down on the table in front of Crowley and bark snap, )

Get it right!

[tosa]

Because of you*

( It's Ryouma's fault. All Ryoumas are at fault. )

[eusford]

Hey. [ He antagonizes, tone slow and song-like as he waves a single finger. ] Bad boy, no yelling, do I need to discipline you some? Sit. Stay. Roll over.

[ yknow all that jazz ]

[tosa]

( Inhales, )