#9b5148

[tosa]

(█████ color)

I'm looking for a woman who likes to bite people.

She turns into a BAT. /\/\/(｀⌒´)\/\/\

I never got her name and I've been looking all day.

(Context matters but no one tell him that. Or do.)

Comments

[tosa]

What did I just say?

( SAY IT TO HIS FACE. WHERE YOU AT, CROWLEY. )

[eusford]

You find me at the library.

Come here, doggy~ I've even got a bone you can pick at, if you want~

action!!!!!

[tosa]

( No response! Because guess who's going to go right to the library AND IMMEDIATELY YELL, )

Say it!

[eusford]

[ Guess who's reading the fucking bible while Mutsu gets mad? ]

Wan? [ Cue head tilt and feigning confusion. ] You got here fast, puppy, what a good boy!

1/idk

[tosa]

( Holy heck he actually said it to his face )

[tosa]

( Now he has to re-think his whole battle plan??? Because he can't just yell about how HE KNEW YOU WOULDN'T SAY IT because HE ACTUALLY SAID IT )

[tosa]

( HERE HE WAS, TRYING TO BE A GOOD BOY SWORD AND HE'S BEING TRIED. THIS IS A TRIAL. )

Wha-- I told ya I'm a sword!

THE END...

[tosa]

( He is a pacifist so he won't fight. But he'll definitely slam his hands down on the table in front of Crowley and bark snap, )

Get it right!

[eusford]

Hey. [ He antagonizes, tone slow and song-like as he waves a single finger. ] Bad boy, no yelling, do I need to discipline you some? Sit. Stay. Roll over.

[ yknow all that jazz ]

[tosa]

( Inhales, )

[tosa]

( AND LEAPS RIGHT AT HIM )

[eusford]

[ boi ]

[eusford]

[ Actually no. ] Uh?

[ That catches him off guard, which of course means that he's taking all that force. Tilting back, the chair unable to support their shared weight, the two of them and ended up crashing onto the floor.

SMOOTH MOVE. ]

Hey, that actually hurt a little!