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[tosa]

(█████ color)

I'm looking for a woman who likes to bite people.

She turns into a BAT. /\/\/(｀⌒´)\/\/\

I never got her name and I've been looking all day.

(Context matters but no one tell him that. Or do.)

Comments

[allweather]

[Well, she did ask, and he did agree—]

Process of elimination. What did she do?

[Never before has a line of text so clearly carried the unsaid this time at the end.]

[tosa]

( At least she asked you! )

First she kept shocking me with magic and acting like I did something wrong and that's just the start.

[allweather]

[...Alright, hang on, he's witnessed a Sierra Magic Shock memory so now he has to ask.]

What did you do? She has a temper, but she can be reasoned with.

[....]

I am not defending her, for the record. [sort of.]

[tosa]

Do you know some sort of secret or something?

( Because h o w. )

I was minding my own business and when I saw this bat. I called it fat and then she turned into a lady and got all offended even though it was true!

[allweather]

[Oh, child.]

Yes, manners help very much. You shouldn't call women fat.

[Even if they're bats?! A critical system update is changing the rules of manners left and right.]

[tosa]

I'd never call a woman fat! I called the bat fat!

( WHY DOES NO ONE GET THIS )

[allweather]

I don't imagine she stops being herself while in the shape of a bat.

[tosa]

Have you seen it?

( her bat form??? )

[allweather]

That's not the point.

[so no, but.]

[tosa]

Well, it's the truth

I didn't know it was a lady when I said it either!.

[allweather]

At this stage, don't you think you ought to call the bat "she," as well...?

[This is a public network, my guy.]

[tosa]

( Not that Reim can see it because this is all through text but



Opens mouth

Closes mouth

Sits and thinks.

Opens it again.

Stops. )

I guess if you put it that way...

( He! Hates! Being! Wrong! What is this!!! )

[allweather]

[He can feel it in his bones.]

Don't worry, I'm sure she isn't obsessively scouring this post.

[Somewhere, Reim stares directly into the camera, knowingly.]

[tosa]

Women don't need to see things to know everything.

[allweather]

Maybe you should stop making generalizations about women altogether.

[tosa]

It's true, though! They have some sort of sense, I've seen it!

[allweather]

How many women do you actually know?

[tosa]

( Maybe five? I never talked to one until I got here. )