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[tosa]

(█████ color)

I'm looking for a woman who likes to bite people.

She turns into a BAT. /\/\/(｀⌒´)\/\/\

I never got her name and I've been looking all day.

(Context matters but no one tell him that. Or do.)

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[averagemedium]

Um

Maybe start with, like, a physical description instead of bringing strangers' interests into this in public?

[tosa]

She's a WHITE BAT.

Or a lady with silver hair. I wasn't really paying attention before.

[averagemedium]

[i forgot to add the color the first time so enjoy this mutsu!]

That's a lot more helpful, thanks. (:

...unfortunately I don't know anyone like that, so I can't help you out much. Why're you looking for her, though?

[tosa]

The last time I met her, she got real mad at me abotu something I said. I've been thinking about it and I guess I get why.

( He g u e s s e s . )

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[teradaya]

If you find her, let me know. That could be fun.

[tosa]

( Ryouma what the heck )

It's not!
It wasn't even a little fun! (｀д´)ﾉ

[teradaya]

[He is a man who is comfortable with his feelings, get on this boat.]

Not even for a little bat?

[tosa]

I'd say it wasn't little but considering that got mein trouble the last time I'll just say NO

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[allweather]

(color)

[A bitey bat lady, hmm! Well, how many vampire women are there, really, in this town... Reim figures she deserves being dragged online, so-!!]

I believe you're looking for Lady Sierra.

[teradaya]

Uh oh, I hope you learned from your mistake.

[You know, don't call girls fat. Or ugly. Or say they'll never end up getting married for fear of the all-powerful Otome coming after your sorry Tosa butt.]

Did she really bite you?

[tosa]

I never said she bit me.

( It's just implied??? But now he's not going to admit it to Ryouma so thanks a lot for calling him out. )

[tosa]

How'd you know?

( Did she get you too, Reim??? )

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[eusford]

Tiny, white haired, and talks like she owns the place, right?

I know her.

[allweather]

[Well, she did ask, and he did agree—]

Process of elimination. What did she do?

[Never before has a line of text so clearly carried the unsaid this time at the end.]

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[regrede]

( it’s this. )

Why, I’ve never heard of anyone like that! But she sounds lovely.

[tosa]

( At least she asked you! )

First she kept shocking me with magic and acting like I did something wrong and that's just the start.

[tosa]

REAL TINY.

( Definitely not fat. )

( It figures you'd know her. )

[allweather]

[...Alright, hang on, he's witnessed a Sierra Magic Shock memory so now he has to ask.]

What did you do? She has a temper, but she can be reasoned with.

[....]

I am not defending her, for the record. [sort of.]

[tosa]

I guess.

( I G U E S S . )

I should have treated her way better before.

[eusford]

[ listen ]

Why are you looking for her?
Did she bite you, too?

[tosa]

Do you know some sort of secret or something?

( Because h o w. )

I was minding my own business and when I saw this bat. I called it fat and then she turned into a lady and got all offended even though it was true!

[tosa]

She'd probably tell you I owed her because I started it but yeah.

[regrede]

Yes, you should have.

You’d go much further in life if you learned how to hold your tongue. That’s some womanly advice.

[allweather]

[Oh, child.]

Yes, manners help very much. You shouldn't call women fat.

[Even if they're bats?! A critical system update is changing the rules of manners left and right.]

[tosa]

I'd never call a woman fat! I called the bat fat!

( WHY DOES NO ONE GET THIS )