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[tosa]

(█████ color)

I'm looking for a woman who likes to bite people.

She turns into a BAT. /\/\/(｀⌒´)\/\/\

I never got her name and I've been looking all day.

(Context matters but no one tell him that. Or do.)

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#A30414

[eusford]

Tiny, white haired, and talks like she owns the place, right?

I know her.

[tosa]

REAL TINY.

( Definitely not fat. )

( It figures you'd know her. )

[eusford]

[ listen ]

Why are you looking for her?
Did she bite you, too?

[tosa]

She'd probably tell you I owed her because I started it but yeah.

[eusford]

It's fine.
She bit me, too, while she was still in her chubby little bat form. I probably spooked her a little for talking about making her into a roast so...

Well anyway.
I'm sure you can find her napping somewhere upside down in a shadey place.

[tosa]

Wait, wait, did you call her chubby?

[eusford]

Not to her face.

But you can't tell me that she's not a chubby bat.

[tosa]

I'm not going to say it because last time I did, she bit me!

And shocked me too!

[eusford]

Then I'll say it for you:

Sierra's a chubby bat whose wings can barely carry that stomach of hers. But it's still cute anyway.

There.

[tosa]

( Later, on the network, an anonymous post from Okuni's ID will probably ask, "How do I delete comments off the internet?" )

Stop it! Stop it!

You're going to get both of us in trouble!

[eusford]

We can't get in trouble if we're just being honest.

[tosa]

( It's really a shame this isn't face to face so Mutsu can't say that mockingly right back at him and that Crowley can't see his face because, )

That's the story of my LIFE!

Have you ever tried being real with a bunch of wrong people before?

[eusford]

Yeah.

If they choose not to listen then that's just on them. I'm not here to hold everyone's hands or say everything they wanna hear at all times.

[tosa]

Normally I'd agree with you but I'm trying to not make people all upset and everything right now.

There's a time and place for being REAL honest.

(That moment when Mutsu explains exactly why what he said wasn't okay but doesn't realize it himself hmmm)

[eusford]

Oh wow.
Well thanks for that. Now I feel a little less bad.

But in all seriousness, you're just a big puppy aren't you?
Don't wanna make people upset, but still wanna be yourself, that's awfully considerate.
And just common decency but obviously I'm not a creature that's familiar of that.

1/2

[tosa]

(>in all seriousness you're just a big puppy, aren't you?

For all of the people who have thought this, this is the first time he's actually been called out on it out loud (or in direct text). He's? Not sure? How to feel?)

[tosa]

Aren't you a thousand years old or something? That's a thousand years old to learn some decency! You're too old to be acting like a brat.

(Kind of proving Crowley's point by saying whatever he wants even if it's a little rude.)

[eusford]

I'm eight hundred, actually, but I guess that's a stones throw away from a thousand.
But that also means that I've spent some time in my life being a decent person --

actually I don't think I ever was, so you can just give up on me.

[regrede]

Say that to my face and not on the forums and see what happens.

[eusford]

If you wanna see me that bad all you have to do is ask.

[regrede]

You are awful.

[eusford]

I said you were still cute.

[tosa]

That was still pretty awful.

[eusford]

Wow the peanut gallery sure is loud today.

[tosa]

Peanut gallery? This is my space! I can say whatever I want.