#9b5148

[tosa]

(█████ color)

I'm looking for a woman who likes to bite people.

She turns into a BAT. /\/\/(｀⌒´)\/\/\

I never got her name and I've been looking all day.

(Context matters but no one tell him that. Or do.)

Comments

[troubadamsel]

[oh god.]

What did you do now?

[tosa]

I said when she was a bat she aws small and round.

[troubadamsel]

Never mentioned "round" when describing a woman, no matter what form she's in!

[tosa]

I thought round sounded pretty cute!

[troubadamsel]

DON'T DO IT! Round does not imply cute, it implies weight!

[tosa]

( It sure is a good thing this isn't an in person conversation because there sure is a lot of mumbling on his side about how it's not his fault things got taken personally, geez. )

Alright, alright! I won't say it again. What about small? Is that okay or what?

[troubadamsel]

Typically it depends on person to person, but in this case, perhaps not. If you want to define her in her animal form, use something like "cute" and "adorable".