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[tosa]

(█████ color)

I'm looking for a woman who likes to bite people.

She turns into a BAT. /\/\/(｀⌒´)\/\/\

I never got her name and I've been looking all day.

(Context matters but no one tell him that. Or do.)

Comments

[eusford]

I'm eight hundred, actually, but I guess that's a stones throw away from a thousand.
But that also means that I've spent some time in my life being a decent person --

actually I don't think I ever was, so you can just give up on me.

[tosa]

I never give up on anyone!

It's never too late to learn if you really want to.

[eusford]

I really don't want to.

[tosa]

Then you're hopeless.