#9b5148

[tosa]

(█████ color)

I'm looking for a woman who likes to bite people.

She turns into a BAT. /\/\/(｀⌒´)\/\/\

I never got her name and I've been looking all day.

(Context matters but no one tell him that. Or do.)

Comments

#00002a

[deathscyther]

Worst singles ad ever.

0/10 would not date.

[tosa]

No way!

Who said anything about dating?

[deathscyther]

Kidding!

It looked a little like those "desperately seeking someone" classified ads.

[tosa]

I guess I can see that but it's not really desperate.

I figure I'll run into her eventually but someone has to know who she is.

[deathscyther]

Why are you looking for her anyway? Sounds like the sort of woman to AVOID, really.

[tosa]

Well, we got off on the wrong foot.

And a place like this is pretty small so it's probably be better on the same page as much as possible.

[deathscyther]

I mostly agree but... do you really want to be on the right foot with someone like that?

[tosa]

Welllllllllll





I might have started it so I should give them a fair chance to show if they're always like that or not.

[deathscyther]

... That's somewhat concerning. Started it -how- exactly?