USER: #E00707 - time shenanigans

[parodeity]

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no bonds from an easy path
ok whatever mystery story
MAN
is anyone else feeling like this story is like
homework
in the sense that you like do it and then forget about it until the deadline
ie the next time we get a line
and then you reread it and you do as much as you can but you never cram in enough time to finish the thing
maybe homework isnt the right thing
maybe its like being forced to read a sentence a month of a story
no more or less
which
i guess it isnt just like
but

okay moving on
so you all know how i can time travel right
sometimes
i can time travel in the forest fine and like outside of town
so
my plan is to do that
and then just fucking walk back to town
and see how that goes
and maybe also siren island
i suppose technically i could do the woods too but eh

is anyone in
i can take people with me that makes it safer right
or i guess more dangerous
but hey
im stellar company to do crazy dangerous things with
and im pretty sure itll be fine
i havent come back to tell myself to knock it the fuck off or anything
that counts for something right

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[retrobeats]

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but where would be be without our monthly theory generation jams based off of our one new line of information?
lmao

also ykw.
i've always wondered what it'd be like to time travel because i mean who hasn't? apart from people like you who can actually literally time travel i mean
and i wanna solve the mystery of this freaking town.
so yeah sign me up. maybe it's a bad idea, but at least it's a bad idea that might get us somewhere

[parodeity]

well now you can absolutely literally time travel
i mean i cant promise itll be everything youve ever dreamed
but its pretty ok

[retrobeats]

i'll do my best to manage my expectations my dude
what's our plan outside of taking a walk and seeing if we get struck by lightning for it or not
i mean are we just looking around or is this the kinda trip where we can grab stuff to take back with us?

[parodeity]

we cant take stuff unless we already took stuff
its a weird time rule
so basically
if i feel like i should take something i will
but if i dont feel like i should take something i wont
but all you all should keep your hands and arms inside the ride at all times maybe

[retrobeats]

HUH. you're the expert!
so it's a "i did that because i already did that" kinda time travel we're talking about here??
hypothetically speaking
and i really do mean hypothetically cause like i said you're the expert so i'm gonna listen to you if you say hands off
but what would happen if one of us did try and take something?
like would that just immediately destroy time or what?

[parodeity]

yes that is exactly the kind of time travel were talking about here
and like
it would more likely just doom the rest of us to a doomed timeline
so
like
dont do it unless i say its chill i guess?

[retrobeats]

that sounds
super ominous tbh
define "doomed timeline"???

[parodeity]

timeline wherein everyone dies

1/2

[retrobeats]

oh shit.
here i was hoping it wasn't gonna be something THAT on the nose
yeah you got it. no touching anything from this nerd

[retrobeats]

are there like
a lot of those?

[parodeity]

loads
like more than someone really good with math could count loads