#005682

[hypertoxic]

( color )

Hey, it's Vriska. Quick question. Does anyone need anything destroyed? I don't know, like a 8uilding or something.
I will also accept applic8nts to get their luck stolen. You won't die or anything, 8ut you will have a pretty shitty time for a few days! If I had to guess, you'll pro8a8ly stu8 your toes or drop your food or stupid things like that. I will do my 8est to make sure you won't get hurt.
It's for a good cause! ::::) If I have more luck we might 8e a8le to find out more a8out the stupid mysteries of this crap town! Plus, I might 8e a8le to help some people? Who knows! We'll seeeeeee.
Thanks, I guess!

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#03B2F7

[withwisdom]

[ ...vriska? ]

It's not that I want to question your intentions, or doubt you, but neither of these things sound like they're for good causes.

(And welcome back.)

-Zelda

#FFF59D

[photoshooter]

[Was Vriska in town when Prompto got his color? Oh well, here it is, enjoy being half-blinded again.]

dave offered something like this last week too.

[hypertoxic]

Zelda????
Zelda, holy shit! Hi!!!!!!!! ::::D
Lol, I know how it sounds. I just can't really use my powers any other way? 8ut if I steal enough luck, I can try looking for Mr. F again.
I, uh, haven't really used my powers to help other people 8efore, so I don't know how well that'll work, 8ut I figure it might at least 8e worth trying.

[withwisdom]

Hello. :)

If you think it would help, or give you some leg up, then I don't mind volunteering my luck. However I can't quite condone the tearing down of buildings in the same way.

[hypertoxic]

Holy fuck, your font is awful.
Did he? That doesn't surprise me. He would. I guess I should talk to him a8out it.

[photoshooter]

i don't know if he did it yet. it sounded dangerous though so i tried to tell him not to.

you know dave?

[hypertoxic]

It's good to hear from you! How have you 8een?
I'm not saying I'm going to go around 8r8king whatever I feel like! That's why I asked, duh. If there's nothing, then so 8e it, I guess.
Are you sure, though? Like I said, I'll to my 8est to make sure you don't get hurt or anything, 8ut otherwise I can't really predict what will happen!

[withwisdom]

Okay. I can't complain too much. Someone from my home arrived, so I'm in good spirits actually.

[ some people she knows have had a rough month or two, in comparison. ]

You say you can't predict, but do you have ideas as to what could happen? You make it sound like a risky venture.

[hypertoxic]

Time travel? Sure, it can 8e. As long as he doesn't do anything stupid he should 8e fine.
Sure. We're from the same set of universes.

[photoshooter]

[.......]

even if my feelings weren't all messed up rn, i don't think i'd understand what that means.

dave tried to explain some stuff once and i think he broke my brain.

[hypertoxic]

I'm happy to hear it! Who are they? Tell me all a8out them.
You've pro8a8ly had 8ad luck 8efore, right? It'll 8e just like that, except pretty much constant for a few days. Think along the lines of 8eing extremely clumsy.

[hypertoxic]

Lol. Yeah, time players have it rough. They are a8solutely integral to a functioning session, and as a result, have one of the hardest jo8s. If a time player fucks up, they trap everyone around them in a doomed timeline. That's how you get dead kids. Lots and lots of dead kids.
8ut like I said, I'm sure he's got it! ::::)

[photoshooter]

..........

maybe you can explain all of it to me. dave always starts somewhere in the middle. if i understood better, i think

i'd be able to help you all more.

#2471A3

[unfatalist]

...Am I to understand that you're asking people to apply for the privilege of having misfortune cast upon them?

[withwisdom]

His name is Link. You'll likely realize it's him once you see him, as he's a Hylian like I am. Same pointed ears and similar stature. He's my guard and a friend.

[ and something more than that to zelda, but she's not about to show herself publicly like that! ]

But that doesn't sound so bad. If that's the worst that can happen, tripping a few times isn't horrible.

[hypertoxic]

You 8et.

[hypertoxic]

Help? How?

[unfatalist]

Beg pardon, I ate what?

[Ignis Scientia is sixty-five years old in a twenty-two-year-old body and what are these Homestuck texting quirks.]

[hypertoxic]

Your guard? What, like a knight? Cool.
::::) Thank you, Zelda. It really means a lot to me! May8e you can ask your guard to help keep an eye on you? If I had to guess, I'd say it'll wear off in like three or four days. Just promise you'll 8e careful, ok? Try to avoid doing anything that might 8e risky!

[hypertoxic]

Omg. I don't need another person giving me shit for my quirk!
I said "you bet." Yes! That is exactly what I am doing. 8ECAUSE I am trying to do this the nice way!
Sorry, I meant because. ::::/

[unfatalist]

You're replacing the letter B with the number 8. I'll admit that's one texting mannerism I haven't seen before.

...

jsyk.

[hypertoxic]

I do more than that! I have this whole 8's theme. All trolls do something like it.
Though I'm the only one here so who cares I guess.
tyvm, weirdo.

[unfatalist]

I fail to see how I'm the weirdo in this situation, but I digress.

What is it about the number eight that gives you such a penchant for it?

[hypertoxic]

Humans always do.
It's part of a spider motif. 8eing spidery is kind of my deal.

[unfatalist]

I presume that also explains the ::::) business. Eight eyes for an arachne, then?