#005682

[hypertoxic]

( color )

Hey, it's Vriska. Quick question. Does anyone need anything destroyed? I don't know, like a 8uilding or something.
I will also accept applic8nts to get their luck stolen. You won't die or anything, 8ut you will have a pretty shitty time for a few days! If I had to guess, you'll pro8a8ly stu8 your toes or drop your food or stupid things like that. I will do my 8est to make sure you won't get hurt.
It's for a good cause! ::::) If I have more luck we might 8e a8le to find out more a8out the stupid mysteries of this crap town! Plus, I might 8e a8le to help some people? Who knows! We'll seeeeeee.
Thanks, I guess!

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#03B2F7

[withwisdom]

[ ...vriska? ]

It's not that I want to question your intentions, or doubt you, but neither of these things sound like they're for good causes.

(And welcome back.)

-Zelda

[hypertoxic]

Zelda????
Zelda, holy shit! Hi!!!!!!!! ::::D
Lol, I know how it sounds. I just can't really use my powers any other way? 8ut if I steal enough luck, I can try looking for Mr. F again.
I, uh, haven't really used my powers to help other people 8efore, so I don't know how well that'll work, 8ut I figure it might at least 8e worth trying.

[withwisdom]

Hello. :)

If you think it would help, or give you some leg up, then I don't mind volunteering my luck. However I can't quite condone the tearing down of buildings in the same way.

[hypertoxic]

It's good to hear from you! How have you 8een?
I'm not saying I'm going to go around 8r8king whatever I feel like! That's why I asked, duh. If there's nothing, then so 8e it, I guess.
Are you sure, though? Like I said, I'll to my 8est to make sure you don't get hurt or anything, 8ut otherwise I can't really predict what will happen!

#FFF59D

[photoshooter]

[Was Vriska in town when Prompto got his color? Oh well, here it is, enjoy being half-blinded again.]

dave offered something like this last week too.

[hypertoxic]

Holy fuck, your font is awful.
Did he? That doesn't surprise me. He would. I guess I should talk to him a8out it.

[photoshooter]

i don't know if he did it yet. it sounded dangerous though so i tried to tell him not to.

you know dave?

[hypertoxic]

Time travel? Sure, it can 8e. As long as he doesn't do anything stupid he should 8e fine.
Sure. We're from the same set of universes.

#2471A3

[unfatalist]

...Am I to understand that you're asking people to apply for the privilege of having misfortune cast upon them?

[hypertoxic]

You 8et.

[unfatalist]

Beg pardon, I ate what?

[Ignis Scientia is sixty-five years old in a twenty-two-year-old body and what are these Homestuck texting quirks.]

[hypertoxic]

Omg. I don't need another person giving me shit for my quirk!
I said "you bet." Yes! That is exactly what I am doing. 8ECAUSE I am trying to do this the nice way!
Sorry, I meant because. ::::/

#243C66

[fineprinted]

[ (color)

hey vriska wanna experience some cringe ]

Hello again, Vriska-chan! It's Tsumugi again. There's not much luck you can suck out of me as I said before, but I hope you'll get some takers with your offer! ☆

Also, nice slang you've got there! Kids these days are so creative with texting, I can never keep up with them.

[hypertoxic]

Ohhhhhhhh my god.
Hi, Tsumugi!
Holy fuck, you are literally exactly the same in text as in person. Incredi8le.
And I don't text like this 8ecause I'm a kid, I text like this 8ecause I'm a troll, stupid!!!!!!!!

[fineprinted]

A troll? You're not exactly fooling anyone here though...?

Unless you were only kidding with helping people? But you were so sincere about it last time! Even if I was a little freaked out at first.

[hypertoxic]

Omg, don't just say shit like that on the network!
I meant it, 8ut also, shut up.
W8, what do you think I mean 8y "troll"?

#3630FF

[messianic]

Vriska-chan... you're getting to work fast, aren't you?

[He can't even say he's surprised.]

[hypertoxic]

No point in w8ing!
Plus, it's sort of for a friend, too.

[messianic]

Is that right...? Well, just be careful. You know how this town is.

#57A7C5

[glaciers]

Okay. You can take my luck and I'll spend most of the next few days inside.

[hypertoxic]

I have to ask: you're sure?
If you are, you should make sure Midoriya can watch you, too.

[glaciers]

It'll be fine. I'll tell him.

[He's already broken his mirror so RIP.]

#ffff99

[troubadamsel]

[Several questions come to mind, first and foremost...]

Are you saying "luck" is an actual thing in your realm?

[hypertoxic]

You 8et. ::::) Think of it as more like a universal force I just so happen to have the a8lity to tamper with at will.

[troubadamsel]

[ffs]

It sounds too easy, no offense made. Does it come at any cost or price to yourself?