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[owowattsthis]

[adele voice] hello, it's me

so, i guess i shouldn't be too surprised about this since these laptops have 0 chargers around, but uhhh hey. you know these laptop batteries don't have any charge in them? that sucks. i mean, good on our laptops for not needing to deal with that, but also i was kind of looking forward to an infinitely charged battery so you can imagine my disappointment.

i'll draw an illustration for you



anyway, does anyone have spare batteries with them for whatever reason? because i'd appreciate the donation, thanks.

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[owowattsthis]

i can convert my stored energy into electricity! but i need to replenish it if i discharge over a certain amount. if i could have an endless supply, that'd be helpful, but unfortunately, i'm kinda s.o.l. if i can't do anything about it.

[paook]

so then you're a human battery. got it.

[ she thinks. ]

i dont have any battery since my phone didn't make its way here. maybe wait for a storm and pray to get hit with lightning?

[owowattsthis]

no, wait, hold on, i'm more than just that!

[ I mean, it's basically what his friends use him for, but??? ]

uh, yeah. thanks. guess i'll benjamin franklin my way out there.

[paook]

hey no offense it's cool. i don't get it but it's cool. and i'm serious about the lightning, you never know unless you try?

just don't die.

[owowattsthis]

i guess that's fair. idk, i doubt i'll die, but i've certainly never had to resort to anything like that. i think i'll save that for a last resort option, if possible, though

[paook]

do you even have a first resort though?

[owowattsthis]

yeah, actually!!! my friend, uraraka, was saying s/t about a manual charger which sounds all sorts of uncool, but i don't exactly have the luxury to complain

[paook]

manual charger? never heard of it. do you like crank a lever or something? sounds dull.

[ know what's not dull? electrocuting yourself. ]

[owowattsthis]

yeah, exactly that. and yeah, it does!!! which is why i'm looking for batteries.

besides, like, thunderstorms might not be too common if it's gonna be cold like this.

[ It's a bummer, really, because he's so ready to get himself struck down??? ]