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[owowattsthis]

[adele voice] hello, it's me

so, i guess i shouldn't be too surprised about this since these laptops have 0 chargers around, but uhhh hey. you know these laptop batteries don't have any charge in them? that sucks. i mean, good on our laptops for not needing to deal with that, but also i was kind of looking forward to an infinitely charged battery so you can imagine my disappointment.

i'll draw an illustration for you



anyway, does anyone have spare batteries with them for whatever reason? because i'd appreciate the donation, thanks.

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#27DEA9! but no color cuz lol she's new

[pyrafect]

Is there a particular reason you'd need an infinitely charged battery?

Assuming you're not being sarcastic.

[owowattsthis]

i wasn’t! although I feel like an infinitely charged battery would be useful in any situation tbh

i need it to charge, though! as in, like, myself.

[pyrafect]

[ wat ]

How so? Are you.... part machine?

[owowattsthis]

beep boop

[ Hey if you can’t mess with people sometimes, where’s the fun in that? ]

[pyrafect]

[ ...Ah. ]

Very funny.

[owowattsthis]

i do try my best. alas i am not part machine. as rad as that might be!!! i can expel electricity, but not without cost. hence the need of batteries.

[pyrafect]

As in, to store the excess for later?

[ Is she reading this right. ]

It seems kind of dangerous. Where would you put those batteries?

[owowattsthis]

um it’s not really excess at that point? I’d just hold onto the batteries until i needed to use them. it’d just be nice to have them in hand in case of emergencies.

[pyrafect]

[ So it's not as if it's a live-or-die situation to have these batteries. She had been worried for a moment. ] Sounds like you might be out of luck. Batteries aren't the easiest thing to make from scratch.

[ What with "storing" it in the form of chemical potential energy. ]

Sorry, I can't help you. The most I'd be able to help you with is storing energy for later, but you wouldn't be able to take it with you wherever you go.

[owowattsthis]

ah, yeah. we don't exactly have a lot of resources around here, especially more... modern stuff.

[ Probably not what she meant, but he certainly doesn't know that. ]

er. what do you mean?

[pyrafect]

I would be able to keep your energy for you, and if you want it returned, I'd be able to return it.

But I'm not something that you can just take along with you like a portable battery, that's all.

[ So it kinda defeats the purpose of being available and convenient like one, right? ]