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[owowattsthis]

[adele voice] hello, it's me

so, i guess i shouldn't be too surprised about this since these laptops have 0 chargers around, but uhhh hey. you know these laptop batteries don't have any charge in them? that sucks. i mean, good on our laptops for not needing to deal with that, but also i was kind of looking forward to an infinitely charged battery so you can imagine my disappointment.

i'll draw an illustration for you



anyway, does anyone have spare batteries with them for whatever reason? because i'd appreciate the donation, thanks.

Comments

[owowattsthis]

well “batter y” sounds like something you’d say if your cake fucked up and you’re exasperated with the cake’s life choices. it had so much to live for, and yet the fundamental constructs of its very existence lingers on the boundaries of the inadequate. your peers are there to judge your poor excuse for a cake, and all you can ask it is why the batter decided to foil everything you had worked so hard for.

batter y, indeed.................. press f to pay respects

but no a battery is like. a little power box that stores energy usually in the form of electricity.

[flinty]

if you ever make me read so much useless bullshit again in my time here i will beat your ass with a rock

anyway i never heard of it
why do you need it

[owowattsthis]

haha...... pls don’t??

power in general would be useful, but I’d like a battery to charge myself.

[flinty]

i aint promising shit

are you gonna die if you dont get a battery or whate
ver ?

[owowattsthis]

no, not die. but there could be some not-so-great side effects if i ever find myself in a position where i have to over exert myself, with little in way of getting energy back.

[flinty]

be more specific

[owowattsthis]

i, uh... can short circuit, in a sense.

[flinty]

.........

and?
if you dont die whats the problem