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I have an egg.

What am I supposed to do with it?

what do you mean by weird color
like
is it green
w
ahtt he fuck

we wont know what it does until we find out right
just feed a little bit to an animal or something and see if they react to it
if not then were eating good

Worse. It's black.

I changed my mind about eating it. Too many people want me to let it hatch.

well i mean you can let it hatch and still eat it later
so win win y know

I won't want to eat something I took care of and hatched!

farmers take care of their chickens and still eat em when the time comes
it aint like youre committing murder

If they had a single chicken they took care of, I'll bet it would be harder.

nah
if you need food ya dont think twice
eat what you can before its picking at your own innards

OK, if I'm starving, and it's my monster baby or me, I'm eating it.

[He's going to get eaten by the monster baby first.]

ohhhhh look at you
absolutely terrible

so when do you think its gonna hatch?

How long do normal eggs take to hatch?

three weeks usually
but if its not a normal egg will it hatch like one
didnt it come with a note or some shit

No. That would be too easy for me!

youre gonna end up killing the bastard in a week

Then they should have given the egg to someone else!

I'm going to try not to kill it!

well obviously they gave it to you for some reason
unless you killed someone for it and youre just bullshitting

I haven't killed anyone!

sounds like something a murderer would say

No! I'm the one afraid of getting murdered!

also something a murderer would say to make it seem like hes not a murderer

anyway im just fucking with you
stop crying

You shouldn't mess with someone who's already worked up!

dont be so easy to fuck around with

How is it my fault?

cause youre a fuckin spineless shrimp

I'm normal height!

so youre agreeing that youre spineless

cool

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