#AED6F1

[asano_san]

[ color ]

I have an egg.

What am I supposed to do with it?

Comments

#B70101

[espritdecorpse]

eat it of course!!!

[ He'll help, okay ]

[asano_san]

It's not that kind of egg!

I think it's a magic egg.

#FFE600

[izanyagi]

Congratulations!

That sounds pretty eggciting.

[asano_san]

That's not helpful!

#b90b3c

[ifionlyhadthecourage]

color

Where did you find it? Or did you lay it???

[asano_san]

I didn't lay an egg!

Why would you think that?!

[crowsigliere]

[ Color ]

Perhaps, rather than the bumbling remarks of an idiot, you could offer some other, more worthwhile information? In fact, anything at all would be more useful than what you've provided here.

[ Seriously, Keigo, you expect help from something as vague as that?? ]

[asano_san]

I'm not an idiot! I'm someone who doesn't know what to do with the probably magic egg that showed up in my room!

It's black and the shell is too hard to break. Is that worthwhile?

#57A7C5

[glaciers]

How do you know it's magic?

[asano_san]

I don't know for sure, but what other kind of egg shows up here?

#B9536C

[scooptimistic]

If something's moving in it, then maybe consider trying to hatch it?

[asano_san]

What if something dangerous hatches out and thinks I'm its mom?

#E2D383

[flinty]

if you dont hurry up and eat the fuckin thing i will

[asano_san]

It's my egg! And it doesn't sound like a good idea to eat it anyway!

#D20000

[lacrimose]

take care of it. otherwise whatevers inside will die.

[asano_san]

I don't want to kill it.

But I don't know if I want it to hatch, either.

#FF8080

[queenofminiskirts]

let shiho see it.

[This is actually useful. But also.]

unless 'egg' is another word for some other part of your body in which case, why do you only have one left and don't show that to shiho unless you're ready for something worse than bees.

[asano_san]

I wouldn't tell the entire town about that!

#FFC100

[good_ideas]

i was almost going to say eat it
but how did you get it
did it just appear??

[asano_san]

I think it was my reward from when Kaoru and I found the sphinx. It showed up around then, but then I was kind of busy being trapped in an ice palace and didn't ask about it right away!

Oh, and she says you should look at it.

#030066

[passio]

Congratulations. Life is a miracle.

[asano_san]

Do you think I laid the egg, too?

#F0B758

[owowattsthis]

(color since he got it back early)

if it's hard and you can't break it, then... how aerodynamic is it???

[asano_san]

I didn't try throwing it. When I was trying to eat it, that wouldn't have done me any good!

#FFF59D

[photoshooter]

[Ugh.]

HATCH IT!!!!!!!

[asano_san]

And just hope for the best that a man-eating monster doesn't come out?

#03B2F7

[withwisdom]

I received a nest if you need somewhere to put it. I think it would be appropriate for an egg.

-Zelda

[asano_san]

Do you think it's made for the egg, or a coincidence? Did you get it from answering the sphinx's question?

#2471A3

[unfatalist]

I'm distressed to find that by now, not only has a fair amount of good advice already been given you, but someone else has already made a pun about your egg.

...No amount of scrambling, I suppose, will change the fact that I've been beaten to it.

[asano_san]

That was bad, but I'll take it over you asking if I laid the egg.