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[asano_san]

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I have an egg.

What am I supposed to do with it?

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[asano_san]

I can't do that now! There's something inside of it.

I don't know if I want to hatch it, but I don't want to kill it because I played baseball with it.

[owowattsthis]

i'm not sure you have much of an option there? i mean, if you don't hatch it, it's going to die eventually. that's kind of how eggs work.

[asano_san]

I'm not ready to be a monster egg dad!

[owowattsthis]

hey, it's okay!! i don't think anyone is ready for that? except for like, monsters, i guess???

do you need help taking care of it, then???

[asano_san]

I need to know what I have to do to take care of it first.

[owowattsthis]

keep it warm? eggs are pretty low maintenance as far as i'm aware

[asano_san]

I don't want to sit on the egg!

[owowattsthis]

lmao, what??? no, you just have to... wrap it up in a blanket, i guess? keep it by a warm stove. don't sit on it, damn.

[asano_san]

Someone else brought up sitting on it! I didn't think of it on my own.

[owowattsthis]

ah, that explains it.

[ but??? You believed them?? Keigo??? Please... ]

yeah, no, not all animals sit on their eggs!! none that i can think of at the moment aside from frogs...? i think?? just so long as they're warm they'll hatch, though.

[asano_san]

Birds sit on eggs...

[Can he take egg advice from someone who doesn't know birds sit on eggs?]

I guess I can spare a blanket for the egg.

[owowattsthis]

[ He can't take advice from anyone, honestly, but ]

oh, i got away with my thoughts there. i meant frogs don't sit on their eggs. and like, snakes, too, now that i think about it. they don't even have butts to sit on their eggs with. i mean... not that i know of anyway.

keep us posted about it!!!

[asano_san]

If my frog-snake monster doesn't eat me and I can keep you posted.